Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Just one word of advice for you
"Cum everyday!" oops that's two
Let's try for three now
A four some? Wow!
Five is a hand full. Six? Too few.

that was a silly one

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The cat burglar left no clues at the scene

 

[sweetsauce]

The cat burglar left no clues at the scene
The lady of the house slept, but he wasn't mean

 

[TomBoner]

The cat burglar left no clues at the scene
The lady of the house slept, but he wasn't mean
He just fingered her clit

 

[sweetsauce]

The cat burglar left no clues at the scene
The lady of the house slept, but he wasn't mean
He just fingered her clit
She came quite a bit

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The cat burglar left no clues at the scene
The lady of the house slept, but he wasn't mean
He just fingered her clit
She came quite a bit
With jewels in hand, he slipped out unseen

 

[TomBoner]

She was content, so she didn't care less

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

She was content, so she didn't care less
She was covered with cum, what a mess

 

[Cymru6969]

She was content, so she didn't care less
She was covered with cum, what a mess
Down the aisle she walked

 

[travelmate2002]

She was content, so she didn't care less
She was covered with cum, what a mess
Down the aisle she walked
while the crowd gawked

 

[Cymru6969]

She was content, so she didn't care less
She was covered with cum, what a mess
Down the aisle she walked
while the crowd gawked
At least it matched her wedding dress

 

[sweetsauce]

Once while playing around on a hill

 

[hotternow]

Once while playing around on a hill
She thought that she'd offer a thrill

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Once while playing around on a hill
She thought that she'd offer a thrill
Off came her top

 

[TomBoner]

Once while playing around on a hill
She thought that she'd offer a thrill
Off came her top
before she spotted the cop

 

[Cymru6969]

Once while playing around on a hill
She thought that she'd offer a thrill
Off came her top
G cups! *flop, flop*

 

[TomBoner]

There once was a guy named Bill

 

[hotternow]

Once while playing around on a hill
She thought that she'd offer a thrill
Off came her top
G cups! *flop, flop*
And she fingered herself with a chill!

 

[Cymru6969]

Once while playing around on a hill
She thought that she'd offer a thrill
Off came her top
G cups! *flop, flop*
And she fingered herself with a chill!

Once while playing around on a hill
She thought that she'd offer a thrill
Off came her top
before she spotted the cop
Who fucked her till he had his fill

 

[TomBoner]

Ooooopppsss ... ... how'd I fuck that onoe up?

OK ... so let's try it again ...

There once was a guy named Dick

 

[cliteatingman]

There once was a guy named Dick
The women all thought he was sick

 

[TomBoner]

There once was a guy named Dick
The women all thought he was sick
He sweated like a pig

 

[1sickbastard]

There once was a guy named Dick
The women all thought he was sick
He sweated like a pig
And only had a twig

 

[cliteatingman]

There once was a guy named Dick
The women all thought he was sick
He sweated like a pig
And only had a twig
He behaved like a royal prick

 

[TomBoner]

There once was a guy named Dick
The women all thought he was sick
He sweated like a pig
And only had a twig
And it smelled like a rotten fish stick!