Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TarzanOfTheApes]

She went to her landlord to complain

 

[1sickbastard]

She went to her landlord to complain
That her roof leaked in the rain

 

[HellBenttoo]

She went to her landlord to complain
That her roof leaked in the rain
When she said she was wet

 

[stickygirl]

She went to her landlord to complain
That her roof leaked in the rain
When she said she was wet
He thought he was set

 

[Cymru6969]

She went to her landlord to complain
That her roof leaked in the rain
When she said she was wet
He thought he was set
So he 'patched her hole' with cum stain

 

[stickygirl]

The landlord, he gave her a loan

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The landlord, he gave her a loan
No longer would she need to postpone

 

[stickygirl]

The landlord, he gave her a loan
No longer would she need to postpone
Now she pays who she owes

 

[CantStayAway]

The landlord, he gave her a loan
No longer would she need to postpone
Now she pays who she owes
with a series of blows

 

[stickygirl]

The landlord, he gave her a loan
No longer would she need to postpone
Now she pays who she owes
with a series of blows
As she happily sucks on his bone

 

[Cymru6969]

So, she's essentially a whore

 

[AbsintheFather]

So, she's essentially a whore
But the kind who we all adore

 

[sweetsauce]

So, she's essentially a whore
But the kind who we all adore
The tart with a heart

AF & Cymru hugs

 

[AbsintheFather]

So, she's essentially a whore
But the kind who we all adore
The tart with a heart
but not all that smart


Hi to you Sweets

 

[sweetsauce]

So, she's essentially a whore
But the kind who we all adore
The tart with a heart
but not all that smart
Giving freebies cos she's good to the core

 

[Cymru6969]

So, she's essentially a whore
But the kind who we all adore
The tart with a heart
but not all that smart
Giving freebies cos she's good to the core

sauce & AF

There's always a cost of some sort

 

[jameslewis]

There's always a cost of some sort
when you sip, swallow, inhale, or snort

 

[Cymru6969]

There's always a cost of some sort
when you sip, swallow, inhale, or snort
Ask John Bonham

 

[AbsintheFather]

There's always a cost of some sort
when you sip, swallow, inhale, or snort
Ask John Bonham
Eh, pour me a dram

 

[Cymru6969]

There's always a cost of some sort
when you sip, swallow, inhale, or snort
Ask John Bonham
Eh, pour me a dram
A.F., that's a brilliant retort

 

[AbsintheFather]

There's always a cost of some sort
when you sip, swallow, inhale, or snort
Ask John Bonham
Eh, pour me a dram
A.F., that's a brilliant retort

'Morning Cy.


Old habits are difficult to break

 

[hotternow]

Old habits are difficult to break
Try to throw them away with a shake

 

[TomBoner]

Old habits are difficult to break
Try to throw them away with a shake
but when push comes to shove

 

[sweetsauce]

Old habits are difficult to break
Try to throw them away with a shake
but when push comes to shove
You do what you love

 

[hotternow]

Old habits are difficult to break
Try to throw them away with a shake
but when push comes to shove
You do what you love
Consequences you're willing to take!