Write Our Own Limericks - V2

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Old habits are difficult to break
Try to throw them away with a shake
but when push comes to shove
You do what you love
But I limit myself to times I'm awake


(and with that I'm going to try to shake the Lit habit for at least a few hours - bye folks :D)
 
Shall we have a liquid lunch?
Spread your legs: I'll have a munch
and after you cum
 
Lmaooo Cymru! hugs and :kiss:s

Shall we have a liquid lunch?
Spread your legs: I'll have a munch
Multiples we'll score
 
Shall we have a liquid lunch?
Spread your legs: I'll have a munch
and after you cum
I'll lick your bum



Shall we have a liquid lunch?
Spread your legs: I'll have a munch
Multiples we'll score
You're gonna be sore...
 
Shall we have a liquid lunch?
Spread your legs: I'll have a munch
and after you cum
I'll lick your bum
Wow what a date! Thanks a bunch!



Shall we have a liquid lunch?
Spread your legs: I'll have a munch
Multiples we'll score
You're gonna be sore...
It'll be worth it! Cumming packs quite a punch!
 
Shall we have a liquid lunch?
Spread your legs: I'll have a munch
and after you cum
I'll lick your bum
Wow what a date! Thanks a bunch!



Shall we have a liquid lunch?
Spread your legs: I'll have a munch
Multiples we'll score
You're gonna be sore...
It'll be worth it! Cumming packs quite a punch!


Brava!

How many licks gets sweetsauce off?
 
How many licks gets sweetsauce off?
Hard to tell, let's just say lots
But when she erupts
 
How many licks gets sweetsauce off?
Hard to tell, let's just say lots
But when she erupts
It seems so abrupt
 
How many licks gets sweetsauce off?
Hard to tell, let's just say lots
But when she erupts
It seems so abrupt
In with the cock and release your shots
 
How many licks gets sweetsauce off?
Hard to tell, let's just say lots
But when she erupts
It seems so abrupt
Cos she cums at a fair rate of knots :)
 
The best kind of knot to undo
Is playing around for an hour or two
For once she's unbound
 
The best kind of knot to undo
Is playing around for an hour or two
For once she's unbound
She'll be so tightly wound
 
The best kind of knot to undo
Is playing around for an hour or two
For once she's unbound
She'll be so tightly wound
To loosen her, give 'er a screw
 
There's more than one use for lube
How about showing me? here's a tube



That reminds me I need an oil change
 
There's more than one use for lube
How about showing me? here's a tube
You can loosen things up


lol @ needing an oil change, hugs AF :)
 
There's more than one use for lube
How about showing me? here's a tube
You can loosen things up
With a squirt up your butt
 
There's more than one use for lube
How about showing me? here's a tube
You can loosen things up
With a squirt up your butt
Or make it taut with an ice-cube
 
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