Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Ice cube bj's make me cum quick
But it's my ass she wanted to stick
Strap on. Insert here

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ice cube bj's make me cum quick
But it's my ass she wanted to stick
Strap on. Insert here
Bend over Buccaneer

 

[Cymru6969]

Ice cube bj's make me cum quick
But it's my ass she wanted to stick
Strap on. Insert here
Bend over Buccaneer
Raped and pillaged by a chick

 

[weespanner]

Buccaneers sailed into the bay

 

[Cymru6969]

Buccaneers sailed into the bay
Pink eye patches: they were all gay

 

[weespanner]

Buccaneers sailed into the bay
Pink eye patches: they were all gay
With cutlass and frills

 

[Cymru6969]

Buccaneers sailed into the bay
Pink eye patches: they were all gay
With cutlass and frills
And little blue pills

 

[weespanner]

Buccaneers sailed into the bay
Pink eye patches: they were all gay
With cutlass and frills
And little blue pills
It was aye-aye and never nay-nay

 

[Cymru6969]

They tended to like the poop deck

 

[weespanner]

They tended to like the poop deck
Think that's at the rear end? - I'll check

 

[Cymru6969]

They tended to like the poop deck
Think that's at the rear end? - I'll check
Swab it down, matey!

 

[weespanner]

They tended to like the poop deck
Think that's at the rear end? - I'll check
Swab it down, matey!
There's a queue of eighty

 

[Cymru6969]

They tended to like the poop deck
Think that's at the rear end? - I'll check
Swab it down, matey!
There's a queue of eighty
Men overboard! It's a dick-wreck!

 

[stickygirl]

They tended to like the poop deck
Think that's at the rear end? - I'll check
Swab it down, matey!
There's a queue of eighty
He'll end up a quivering wreck

 

[AbsintheFather]

I look away for a just minute and you two go crazy

 

[Cymru6969]

I look away for a just minute and you two go crazy

we've been known to do that with each other

 

[weespanner]

...nice (rear)ends Cymru and Sticky


Absinthe Father always comes last

 

[Cymru6969]

Absinthe Father always comes last
He's saved up for a potent blast

 

[weespanner]

Absinthe Father always comes last
He's saved up for a potent blast <-
After tumblr and Lit

 

[AbsintheFather]

Absinthe Father always comes last
He's saved up for a potent blast
Ladies come first

 

[weespanner]

Absinthe Father always comes last
He's saved up for a potent blast
Ladies come first
Have you already burst?

 

[Cymru6969]

Absinthe Father always comes last
He's saved up for a potent blast
Ladies come first
Have you already burst?
Money shot now! Open up fast!

 

[weespanner]

Absinthe Father always comes last
He's saved up for a potent blast
After tumblr and Lit
And 'scrolling' a bit
I'm guessing his blast is now past!

 

[AbsintheFather]

On that subject, I'll just stay mum.

 

[Cymru6969]

On that subject, I'll just stay mum.
Fuck it, mate. Suit up for the scrum!