Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[stickygirl]

On that subject, I'll just stay mum
For nine months I grew in her tum

On that subject, I'll just stay mum.
Fuck it, mate. Suit up for the scrum!
And wear a jockstrap

 

[AbsintheFather]

On that subject, I'll just stay mum.
Fuck it, mate. Suit up for the scrum!
Wee seems to know

 

[weespanner]

On that subject, I'll just stay mum
For nine months I grew in her tum
Then on my birthday


On that subject, I'll just stay mum.
Fuck it, mate. Suit up for the scrum!
And wear a jockstrap
So it doesn't flap


On that subject, I'll just stay mum.
Fuck it, mate. Suit up for the scrum!
Wee seems to know
The best way to blow

 

[Cymru6969]

On that subject, I'll just stay mum
For nine months I grew in her tum
Then on my birthday
At the Firth of Tay



On that subject, I'll just stay mum.
Fuck it, mate. Suit up for the scrum!
And wear a jockstrap
So it doesn't flap
Nut to butt. Hands off English scum.

On that subject, I'll just stay mum.
Fuck it, mate. Suit up for the scrum!
Wee seems to know
The best way to blow
Slow licks and bobs with a low hum

 

[weespanner]

^^

On that subject, I'll just stay mum
For nine months I grew in her tum
Then on my birthday
At the Firth of Tay
I think I squeezed out of her bum

 

[Cymru6969]

^^

On that subject, I'll just stay mum
For nine months I grew in her tum
Then on my birthday
At the Firth of Tay
I think I squeezed out of her bum

good craich, Lims. Laters.

 

[Lia Monde]

Anna shaved half of her pubes

 

[weespanner]

Anna shaved half of her pubes
While her lover fondled her boobs

 

[travelmate2002]

Anna shaved half of her pubes
While her lover fondled her boobs
an unwanted nick

 

[weespanner]

Anna shaved half of her pubes
While her lover fondled her boobs
an unwanted nick
Seeing blood, he felt sick

 

[travelmate2002]

Anna shaved half of her pubes
While her lover fondled her boobs
an unwanted nick
Seeing blood, he felt sick
then puked all over her bottles of lubes! WTH

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a randy young runt

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a randy young runt
A wanking knobber, to be blunt

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a randy young runt
A wanking knobber, to be blunt
He searched for a way

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a randy young runt
A wanking knobber, to be blunt
He searched for a way
To fuck every day

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a randy young runt
A wanking knobber, to be blunt
He searched for a way
To fuck every day
He's yet to enter a cunt!

 

[TomBoner]

Sally was so horny everyday

 

[stickygirl]

Sally was so horny everyday
and being a nun, they made her pay

 

[sweetsauce]

Sally was so horny everyday
She loved to find new games to play

 

[MausAss]

Sally was so horny everyday
and being a nun, they made her pay
First she had to strip

Sally was so horny everyday
She loved to find new games to play
Flashing a stranger

 

[sweetsauce]

Sally was so horny everyday
and being a nun, they made her pay
First she had to strip
In her puss she did dip



Sally was so horny everyday
She loved to find new games to play
Flashing a stranger
Relishing danger

 

[stickygirl]

Sally was so horny everyday
and being a nun, they made her pay
First she had to strip
In her puss she did dip
Cos Mother Superior's gay




Sally was so horny everyday
She loved to find new games to play
Flashing a stranger
Relishing danger
And juggling boobs for her pay

 

[Cymru6969]

Sally was so horny everyday
and being a nun, they made her pay
First she had to strip
In her puss she did dip
Cos Mother Superior's gay




Sally was so horny everyday
She loved to find new games to play
Flashing a stranger
Relishing danger
And juggling boobs for her pay

The nun had fun in her habit

 

[weespanner]

The nun had fun in her habit
The flowing robes hid her rabbit

 

[MausAss]

The nun had fun in her habit
The flowing robes hid her rabbit
On the highest speed