Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

The nun had fun in her habit
The flowing robes hid her rabbit
On the highest speed
She thought she had wee'd

 

[MausAss]

The nun had fun in her habit
The flowing robes hid her rabbit
On the highest speed
She thought she had wee'd
"Oh God" she cried on the Sabbath

Hard rhyme

 

[stickygirl]

The nun's best friend was a monk

 

[TomBoner]

The nun's best friend was a monk
who usually smelled like a skunk!

 

[weespanner]

The nun's best friend was a monk
who usually smelled like a skunk!
She gave him a scrub

 

[MausAss]

The nun's best friend was a monk
who usually smelled like a skunk!
She gave him a scrub
Even his hard club

 

[weespanner]

The nun's best friend was a monk
who usually smelled like a skunk!
She gave him a scrub
Even his hard club
But it didn't get bigger - it shrunk!

 

[MausAss]

Now her hands were covered in soap

 

[weespanner]

Now her hands were covered in soap
So she started to massage and grope

 

[MausAss]

Now her hands were covered in soap
So she started to massage and grope
It was white and thick

 

[weespanner]

Now her hands were covered in soap
So she started to massage and grope
It was white and thick
So she gave it a lick

 

[Cymru6969]

Now her hands were covered in soap
So she started to massage and grope
It was white and thick
So she gave it a lick
Years passed and now he's our Pope

 

[weespanner]

There's gonna be brimstone and fire

 

[HellBenttoo]

There's gonna be brimstone and fire
from authority so much higher

 

[weespanner]

There's gonna be brimstone and fire
from authority so much higher
So let's pass the blame

 

[HellBenttoo]

There's gonna be brimstone and fire
from authority so much higher
So let's pass the blame
We who have no shame

 

[weespanner]

There's gonna be brimstone and fire
from authority so much higher
So let's pass the blame
We who have no shame
Cos we all know that God loves a trier *insert angel smiley*

 

[HellBenttoo]

He was staring at her breasts when he said

 

[weespanner]

He was staring at her breasts when he said
Your baby is surely well fed

 

[Cymru6969]

He was staring at her breasts when he said
Welcome to heaven. First: give Jesus head

 

[HellBenttoo]

He was staring at her breasts when he said
Your baby is surely well fed
Perhaps a quick taste

 

[weespanner]

He was staring at her breasts when he said
Your baby is surely well fed
Perhaps a quick taste
I don't like to see waste


He was staring at her breasts when he said
Welcome to heaven. First: give Jesus head
Cymru's going to hell

 

[Cymru6969]

He was staring at her breasts when he said
Your baby is surely well fed
Perhaps a quick taste
I don't like to see waste
She squirted it on him instead

He was staring at her breasts when he said
Welcome to heaven. First: give Jesus head
Cymru's going to hell
I hope so! Can't you tell?

 

[weespanner]

He was staring at her breasts when he said
Welcome to heaven. First: give Jesus head
Cymru's going to hell
I hope so! Can't you tell?
All the boobies there will be burnt red

 

[weespanner]

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