Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[HellBenttoo]

After browsing tumblr for hours
He needed a cum or cold showers

 

[weespanner]

After browsing tumblr for hours
He needed a cum or cold showers
He opted for both

 

[HellBenttoo]

After browsing tumblr for hours
He needed a cum or cold showers
He opted for both
Though he was loathe

 

[weespanner]

After browsing tumblr for hours
He needed a cum or cold showers
He opted for both
Though he was loathe
Cos gifs have such mesmeric powers

 

[Cymru6969]

The hypnotist induced a trance

 

[weespanner]

The hypnotist induced a trance
After he'd asked for cash in advance

 

[HellBenttoo]

The hypnotist induced a trance
After he'd asked for cash in advance
She paid up front

 

[weespanner]

The hypnotist induced a trance
After he'd asked for cash in advance
She paid up front
Mumbling 'devious cunt!'

 

[HellBenttoo]

The hypnotist induced a trance
After he'd asked for cash in advance
She paid up front
Mumbling 'devious cunt!'
When he finished she still couldn't dance.

 

[Cymru6969]

The hypnotist induced a trance
After he'd asked for cash in advance
She paid up front
Mumbling 'devious cunt!'
She left his office without pants

 

[weespanner]

well done guys...I was thinking....

The hypnotist induced a trance
After he'd asked for cash in advance
She paid up front
Mumbling 'devious cunt!
And while she slept he fucked off to France

 

[Cymru6969]

well done guys...I was thinking....

The hypnotist induced a trance
After he'd asked for cash in advance
She paid up front
Mumbling 'devious cunt!
And while she slept he fucked off to France

fabulous!

In France, I drink wine to excess

 

[weespanner]

In France, I drink wine to excess
Then slur in a French accent, I guess

 

[jameslewis]

In France, I drink wine to excess
Then slur in a French accent, I guess
I can't parlez vous worth a damn

 

[Cymru6969]

In France, I drink wine to excess
Then slur in a French accent, I guess
I can't parlez vous worth a damn
But know to drink Pinot with lamb

 

[weespanner]

In France, I drink wine to excess
Then slur in a French accent, I guess
I can't parlez vous worth a damn
But know to drink Pinot with lamb
Trop de vin and the Lim is a mess!

 

[Cymru6969]

C'est la vie! A votre santé!

 

[weespanner]

C'est la vie! A votre santé!
C'est mieux quand tu prends du bon thé

 

[Cymru6969]

C'est la vie! A votre santé!
C'est mieux quand tu prends du bon thé
Un morceau ou deux?

 

[weespanner]

C'est la vie! A votre santé!
C'est mieux quand tu prends du bon thé
Un morceau ou deux?
Du lait si tu veux

 

[Cymru6969]

C'est la vie! A votre santé!
C'est mieux quand tu prends du bon thé
Un morceau ou deux?
Du lait si tu veux
Montrez-moi vos seins s'il vous plaît

 

[TomBoner]

How would I know what you said?

 

[AbsintheFather]

How would I know what you said?
That shoulda been in the French thread

 

[weespanner]

How would I know what you said?
That shoulda been in the French thread
Just use babblefish




......or wee-translator.com

That's life, Hope you stay health-y
It's best if you take some good tea
With one lump or two?
Some milk in the brew
Please show me your tits then, Wee

a bit of poetic licene used so that it still rhymes, but you get the gist

 

[stickygirl]

How would I know what you said?
That shoulda been in the French thread
Just use babblefish
With dill in the dish

loved the French guys - impressive!