Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[AbsintheFather]

How would I know what you said?
That shoulda been in the French thread
Just use babblefish
With dill in the dish
And next time, try Mandarin instead

loved the French guys - impressive! [/QUOTE]
I thought so too

 

[stickygirl]

He loved the taste of her fruit





I thought so too
It's so fucking sophiscated here innit?

 

[AbsintheFather]

He loved the taste of her fruit
While she enjoyed playing his flute




I thought so too
It's so fucking sophiscated here innit?
More than anything I'm usually associated with

 

[BradBigBrain]

He loved the taste of her fruit
While she enjoyed playing his flute
A flute with no holes

 

[stickygirl]

He loved the taste of her fruit
While she enjoyed playing his flute
A flute with no holes
She played with her toes

Hi B

 

[BradBigBrain]

He loved the taste of her fruit
While she enjoyed playing his flute
A flute with no holes
She played with her toes
Then took him right down to the root.

Hi B
Hi Sweetie!

 

[sweetsauce]

I feel like I've gone back to school!

with impressive french and then music...lol hugs lim folks

 

[stickygirl]

I feel like I've gone back to school!
With everyone playing the fool

 

[sweetsauce]

I feel like I've gone back to school!
With everyone playing the fool
Show me, I'm eager

 

[stickygirl]

I feel like I've gone back to school!
With everyone playing the fool
Show me, I'm eager
with a soaking wet beaver

 

[TomBoner]

I feel like I've gone back to school!
With everyone playing the fool
Show me, I'm eager
with a soaking wet beaver
in need of a gargantuan tool.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I feel like I've gone back to school!
With everyone playing the fool
Show me, I'm eager
with a soaking wet beaver
Waiting for a big thick veiny tool

 

[stickygirl]

I think you've got cock on the brain

 

[AbsintheFather]

I think you've got cock on the brain
She said without any hint of disdain

 

[HellBenttoo]

I think you've got cock on the brain
She said without any hint of disdain
I'm obsessed with my dick

 

[Cymru6969]

I think you've got cock on the brain
She said without any hint of disdain
I'm obsessed with my dick
Then dip that wick quick

 

[AbsintheFather]

I think you've got cock on the brain
She said without any hint of disdain
I'm obsessed with my dick
Then dip that wick quick
Damn, this thing's hard to constrain

 

[Cymru6969]

I think you've got cock on the brain
She said without any hint of disdain
I'm obsessed with my dick
Then dip that wick quick
Damn, this thing's hard to constrain

The little head sometimes is boss

 

[hotternow]

The little head sometimes is boss
So many men, sometimes, get lost!

 

[Cymru6969]

The little head sometimes is boss
So many men, sometimes, get lost!
But try as they might

 

[hotternow]

The little head sometimes is boss
So many men, sometimes, get lost!
But try as they might
To ladies' delight

 

[Cymru6969]

The little head sometimes is boss
So many men, sometimes, get lost!
But try as they might
To ladies' delight
They win nearly every coin toss

 

[hotternow]

Enjoying the rays of the sun

 

[stickygirl]

Enjoying the rays of the sun
Don't get crispy burnt like a bun

 

[hotternow]

Enjoying the rays of the sun
Don't get crispy burnt like a bun
Keep the sunscreen at hand


Morning Sticky!