Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TwoShades]

Enjoying the rays of the sun
Don't get crispy burnt like a bun
Keep the sunscreen at hand
Its much better to tan

 

[hotternow]

Enjoying the rays of the sun
Don't get crispy burnt like a bun
Keep the sunscreen at hand
Its much better to tan
Don't look like Atilla the Hun!

 

[AbsintheFather]

I was feeling a bit down on my luck

 

[BradBigBrain]

I was feeling a bit down on my luck
I was sucking guys off for a buck

 

[jameslewis]

I was feeling a bit down on my luck
I was sucking guys off for a buck
They all paid me in change

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

I was feeling a bit down on my luck
I was sucking guys off for a buck
They all paid me in change
Which I thought was so strange

 

[hotternow]

I was feeling a bit down on my luck
I was sucking guys off for a buck
They all paid me in change
Which I thought was so strange
Oy, takes more than a buck for a fuck!

 

[MausAss]

I was feeling a bit down on my luck
I was sucking guys off for a buck
They all paid me in change
Which I thought was so strange
I asked why, they answered: "you suck"

 

[saltysol]

There once was a lass from Racine

 

[hotternow]

There once was a lass from Racine
Who knew that it wasn't a dream

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a lass from Racine
Who knew that it wasn't a dream
Wisconsin they say

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a lass from Racine
Who knew that it wasn't a dream
Wisconsin they say
Drives you away

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a lass from Racine
Who knew that it wasn't a dream
Wisconsin they say
Drives you away
'cause they're constantly churning the cream

 

[jameslewis]

There was a young man from the coast

 

[HellBenttoo]

There was a young man from the coast
Of the size of his cock he would boast

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

There was a young man from the coast
Of the size of his cock he would boast
And women young and old

 

[HellBenttoo]

There was a young man from the coast
Of the size of his cock he would boast
And women young and old
Came to the coast to behold

 

[jameslewis]

There was a young man from the coast
Of the size of his cock he would boast
And women young and old
Would pay him in gold

 

[Cymru6969]

There was a young man from the coast
Of the size of his cock he would boast
And women young and old
Would pay him in gold
To etch his notch in their bed post

 

[Goldenfire]

Choosing a username's hard,
so I went for a walk in the yard
I live in the Shire,
Chose Goldenfire,
and so far, haven't been barred.

 

[Cymru6969]

Choosing a username's hard,
so I went for a walk in the yard
I live in the Shire,
Chose Goldenfire,
and so far, haven't been barred.

Welcome to Limericks! Your rhymes have a great spirit.
We play here one line at a time, so the shared element is crucial to our overall enjoyment and participation. Rules and regs are (sigh) lax, but much of the fun exists in the expectancy of the next contributor's line. No, I am not a moderator, but I play one on the telly

 

[Lia Monde]

The newbie Brit was quite fit

 

[Cymru6969]

The newbie Brit was quite fit
Rather enamoured of Lit

 

[Goldenfire]

Welcome to Limericks! Your rhymes have a great spirit.
We play here one line at a time, so the shared element is crucial to our overall enjoyment and participation. Rules and regs are (sigh) lax, but much of the fun exists in the expectancy of the next contributor's line. No, I am not a moderator, but I play one on the telly

Whoops, sorry! I'll pay more attention next time Ignore my post and carry on

 

[Cymru6969]

Whoops, sorry! I'll pay more attention next time Ignore my post and carry on

Join us, friend!