Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[PrurientProf]

Cymru's back - we're ecstatic
Took a break - cleaned the attic
found x-rated vids
not fit for the kids

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cymru's back - we're ecstatic
Took a break - cleaned the attic
found x-rated vids
not fit for the kids
But sexually - deviantly, thematic.

 

[Sheana_V]

There once was a girl names Sheana

 

[BradBigBrain]

There once was a girl names Sheana
Whose 'tude was very serene-a

 

[Sundayschild]

There once was a girl names Sheana
Whose 'tude was very serene a
She loved to chill out

 

[PrurientProf]

There once was a girl names Sheana
Whose 'tude was very serene a
She loved to chill out
With many a lout

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a girl names Sheana
Whose 'tude was very serene a
She loved to chill out
With many a lout
Providing their stiffies a 'tween a

 

[Cymru6969]

I like hot moms, I cannot lie

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I like hot moms, I cannot lie
They show us their love with a nice cream pie

 

[Lia Monde]

Cymru's back - we're ecstatic
Took a break - cleaned the attic
found x-rated vids
He'd hid from the kids

 

[Midnight_Man]

mru's back - we're ecstatic
Took a break - cleaned the attic
found x-rated vids
He'd hid from the kids
Now his cock is acting erratic

 

[Lia Monde]

I like hot moms, I cannot lie
They show us their love with a nice cream pie
With a spread and a smile

 

[AbsintheFather]

I like hot moms, I cannot lie
They show us their love with a nice cream pie
With as spread and a smile
In delicious style

 

[Lia Monde]

I like hot moms, I cannot lie
They show us their love with a nice cream pie
With a spread and a smile
In delicious style
They fulfill our dreams and make us sigh

 

[Lia Monde]

Beth was hot as a chili pepper

 

[Cymru6969]

Beth was hot as a chili pepper
But don't touch those tits. She's a leper

 

[AbsintheFather]

Beth was hot as a chili pepper
But don't touch those tits. She's a leper
One fell off in my hand

 

[mamasota]

Beth was hot as a chili pepper
But don't touch those tits. She's a leper
One fell off in my hand
I just hope it didn't land





*Padre

 

[Scrubber]

Beth was hot as a chili pepper
But don't touch those tits. She's a leper
One fell off in my hand
I just hope it didn't land
In the bedpan of old Mr Klepper

 

[mamasota]

Mary Joe was feeling an itch

 

[Scrubber]

Mary Joe was feeling an itch
So her skirt she started to hitch

 

[AbsintheFather]

Mary Joe was feeling an itch
So her skirt she started to hitch
Half up her thigh

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Mary Joe was feeling an itch
So her skirt she started to hitch
Half up her thigh
Her boss passed by

 

[mamasota]

Mary Joe was feeling an itch
So her skirt she started to hitch
Half up her thigh
Her boss passed by
And she flashed the sonovabitch

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Mary Joe was feeling an itch
So her skirt she started to hitch
Half up her thigh
Her boss passed by
And she flashed the sonovabitch

lol... good one!