Write Our Own Limericks - V2

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Her name is Mary, she used to be Joe
She has a string of angry exes in tow
 
Her name is Mary, she used to be Joe
She has a string of angry exes in tow
They'd take her to dinner
 
Her name is Mary, she used to be Joe
She has a string of angry exes in tow
They'd take her to dinner
Thinking hook line and sink her
 
Her name is Mary, she used to be Joe
She has a string of angry exes in tow
They'd take her to dinner
Thinking hook line and sink her
No sex, but at least she would blow
 
When she blew she got sweaty and red
But oh, how she liked to give head
Her talented mouth
 
When she blew she got sweaty and red
But oh, how she liked to give head
Her talented mouth
Loved to go south
 
When she blew she got sweaty and red
But oh, how she liked to give head
Her talented mouth
Loved to go south
When her lovers were tied to the bed
 
This weather was hated by Annie
It chilled her all the way down to her fannie
What kept her so hot
 
This weather was hated by Annie
It chilled her all the way down to her fannie
What kept her so hot
was smoking pot
 
This weather was hated by Annie
It chilled her all the way down to her fannie
What kept her so hot
was smoking pot
and frigging her daughters' nanny
 
Bob ripped open her bodice
On the desk of his not so private office
He lay her down
 
Bob ripped open her bodice
On the desk of his not so private office
He lay her down
Hiked up her gown
 
Bob ripped open her bodice
On the desk of his not so private office
He lay her down
Then went to town
 
Bob ripped open her bodice
On the desk of his not so private office
He lay her down
Hiked up her gown
Then reamed her and ended with a kiss
 
Her vagina looked just like a flower
With it, many men would she devour.
She'd show off her "petals"
 
Her vagina looked just like a flower
With it, many men would she devour.
She'd show off her "petals"
Men'd harden like metal
 
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