Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TomBoner]

When a man fucks a horse or a dog
He gets arrested for being a hog
But the other inmates

 

[TomBoner]

thin ice, mate. thin ice

If it ain't think you're not trying hard enough!

When a man fucks a horse or a dog
Then posts vids on his beastie blog
When other people see

 

[stickygirl]

When a man fucks a horse or a dog
Then posts vids on his beastie blog
When other people see
Him drinkin its pee

you started it Tom... oh...maybe not

 

[TomBoner]

When a man fucks a horse or a dog
Then posts vids on his beastie blog
When other people see
Him drinkin its pee
They demand that he switch to a frog!

You know us Americans. We just follow you brits lead!

...

Welllllll ... except in the World Cup. We sort of left you behind on that one!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Let's go back to people for sexy rhymes

 

[TomBoner]

Let's go back to people for sexy rhymes
because doing it with animals is considered crimes

 

[stickygirl]

Let's go back to people for sexy rhymes
because doing it with animals is considered crimes
Ye shall not lay with pig or goat

 

[TomBoner]

Let's go back to people for sexy rhymes
because doing it with animals is considered crimes
Ye shall not lay with pig or goat
Cuz that's what the good lord wrote

 

[weespanner]

Let's go back to people for sexy rhymes
because doing it with animals is considered crimes
Ye shall not lay with pig or goat
Cuz that's what the good lord wrote
I wish He'd penned 'Lim rules', sometimes

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Apologies made to Miss Spanner

 

[weespanner]

Apologies made to Miss Spanner
She's a fussy cow so I'd ban her

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Apologies made to Miss Spanner
She's a fussy cow so I'd ban her
Well no, I think not

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Apologies made to Miss Spanner
She's a fussy cow so I'd ban her
Well no, I think not
She's really quite hot

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Apologies made to Miss Spanner
She's a fussy cow so I'd ban her
Well no, I think not
She's really quite hot
And we're all quite lucky to have her

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was a man who was kinky

 

[weespanner]

There was a man who was kinky
He shoved hhis cock in a twinkie

 

[BrokenRomantic]

There was a man who was kinky
He shoved his cock in a twinkie
Such a big fucking mess

 

[sweetsauce]

There was a man who was kinky
He shoved hhis cock in a twinkie
The softness felt good

A curious thought process from you all today hugs lim folk

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was a man who was kinky
He shoved hhis cock in a twinkie
The softness felt good
On his big ol' wood

 

[sweetsauce]

There was a man who was kinky
He shoved hhis cock in a twinkie
The softness felt good
On his big ol' wood
After cumming he needed lots of drinkie!

 

[weespanner]

((sweets))

There was a man who was kinky
He shoved his cock in a twinkie
Such a big fucking mess
Loads of cream I guess



There was a man who was kinky
He shoved hhis cock in a twinkie
The softness felt good
On his big ol' wood
But it left it a little bit stinky

 

[BrokenRomantic]

There was a man who was kinky
He shoved his cock in a twinkie
Such a big fucking mess
Loads of cream I guess
Would fit better were he sized like a pinkie

 

[Cymru6969]

We've moved from beasts and on to sweets

 

[weespanner]

We've moved from beasts and on to sweets
Let's go for some fun 'tween the sheets

 

[BrokenRomantic]

We've moved from beasts and on to sweets
Let's go for some fun 'tween the sheets
'Long as I can join