Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

We've moved from beasts and on to sweets
Let's go for some fun 'tween the sheets
'Long as I can join
Great! Let's flip a coin

 

[weespanner]

We've moved from beasts and on to sweets
Let's go for some fun 'tween the sheets
'Long as I can join
Great! Let's flip a coin
Tails watches while 'heads' gets some treats

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A keds sandwich would be quite nice

 

[Cymru6969]

A keds sandwich would be quite nice
Count me out. Women are my vice.

 

[weespanner]

A keds sandwich would be quite nice
Count me out. Women are my vice.
Between the boots

 

[BrokenRomantic]

A keds sandwich would be quite nice
Count me out. Women are my vice.
Between the boots
Dressed in birthday suits

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A keds sandwich would be quite nice
Count me out. Women are my vice.
Between the boots
Dressed in birthday suits
I'm sure they could make me cum twice

 

[BrokenRomantic]

And who said your needs should come first

 

[weespanner]

And who said your needs should come first
- Second too if he could be coerced

 

[BrokenRomantic]

And who said your needs should come first
Second too if he could be coerced
Sure that's not a problem

 

[Shadowmist99]

And who said your needs should come first
Second too if he could be coerced
Sure that's not a problem
A vow spoken solemn

 

[weespanner]

And who said your needs should come first
Second too if he could be coerced
Sure that's not a problem
A vow spoken solemn
Is one that should not be reversed

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Eagerly pleasing another

 

[Cymru6969]

Eagerly pleasing another
Ticking each box, plus the "other"

 

[Shadowmist99]

Eagerly pleasing another
Are you sure it won't be a bother?

 

[weespanner]

Eagerly pleasing another
Ticking each box, plus the "other"
'Til sated at last



Eagerly pleasing another
Are you sure it won't be a bother?
No trouble at all

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Eagerly pleasing another
Ticking each box, plus the "other"
'Til sated at last
Our pleasure just passed



Eagerly pleasing another
Are you sure it won't be a bother?
No trouble at all
I'll give you my all

 

[weespanner]

Eagerly pleasing another
Ticking each box, plus the "other"
'Til sated at last
Our pleasure just passed
Let's watch 'How I met your mother'


Eagerly pleasing another
Are you sure it won't be a bother?
No trouble at all
I'll give you my all
If I give all mine you might smother

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Too many limericks, back to one

 

[weespanner]

Too many limericks, back to one
Let's make it end with a sex pun

 

[travelmate2002]

Too many limericks, back to one
Let's make it end with a sex pun
so think of a word

 

[weespanner]

Too many limericks, back to one
Let's make it end with a sex pun
so think of a word
Where sucking's inferred

 

[travelmate2002]

Too many limericks, back to one
Let's make it end with a sex pun
so think of a word
Where sucking's inferred
blow hard and you have a spray gun.

 

[TomBoner]

Lit people tend to be horny!

 

[hotternow]

Lit people tend to be horny!
Sometimes their writing is corny