Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

((Lim peeps))

Lit people tend to be horny!
Sometimes their writing is corny
They post hot pics

 

[hotternow]

Lit people tend to be horny!
Sometimes their writing is corny
They post hot pics
Or PM their dicks



Hi Wee!

 

[weespanner]

Hots

Lit people tend to be horny!
Sometimes their writing is corny
They post hot pics
Or PM their dicks
Or claim that they look like Sigourney

 

[hotternow]

The ladies of Lit are the best




Well played

 

[weespanner]

ta!


The ladies of Lit are the best
I hope the guys know they are blessed

 

[hotternow]

The ladies of Lit are the best
I hope the guys know they are blessed
Some take the time

 

[weespanner]

The ladies of Lit are the best
I hope the guys know they are blessed
Some take the time
'Til you feel sublime
While others ask 'Are you undressed?'



sorry Hots, couldn't resist ((Jett))

 

[hotternow]

Love it!...gotta head to work now, have a splendid day.

 

[weespanner]

thanks...same to you!

 

[Cymru6969]

The ladies of Lit are the best
I hope the guys know they are blessed
Some take the time
'Til you feel sublime
While others ask 'Are you undressed?'



sorry Hots, couldn't resist ((Jett))

So, is anyone here undressed?

 

[TomBoner]

So, is anyone here undressed
maybe needing to be caressed

 

[weespanner]

So, is anyone here undressed?
maybe needing to be caressed?
*Raises her hand*

 

[TomBoner]

So, is anyone here undressed?
maybe needing to be caressed?
*Raises her hand*
Offering you my gland

 

[weespanner]

So, is anyone here undressed?
maybe needing to be caressed?
*Raises her hand*
Offering you my gland
It can fondle? Hey Tom, I'm impressed!

 

[jameslewis]

To all the ravishing redheads on Lit

 

[LusterMunky]

To all the ravishing redheads on Lit
Who seem to be chomping at the bit

 

[weespanner]

To all the ravishing redheads on Lit
Who seem to be chomping at the bit
Give them your all

 

[jameslewis]

To all the ravishing redheads on Lit
Who seem to be chomping at the bit
Give them your all
At their beck and call

 

[LusterMunky]

.....

 

[weespanner]

To all the ravishing redheads on Lit
Who seem to be chomping at the bit
Give them your all
At their beck and call
Hang on! - I've got blonde hair! oh shit!


To all the ravishing redheads on Lit
Who seem to be chomping at the bit
Give them your all
And don't dare stall
Unless you look just like Brad Pitt

 

[LusterMunky]

There once was a Litster named Weespanner

 

[jameslewis]

There once was a Litster named Weespanner
With a great sense of wit, and of banter

 

[weespanner]

There once was a Litster named Weespanner
With a great sense of wit, and of banter
But she was blonde

 

[TomBoner]

There once was a Litster named Weespanner
With a great sense of wit, and of banter
But she was blonde
and lived in a pond

 

[jameslewis]

There once was a Litster named Weespanner
With a great sense of wit, and of banter
But she was blonde
and lived in a pond
Men flocked to compete for her banner.