Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[LusterMunky]

On Lit there's a Tom with a Boner

 

[weespanner]

On Lit there's a Tom with a Boner
A monkey that's escaped its owner

 

[jameslewis]

On Lit there's a Tom with a Boner
A monkey that's escaped its owner
A blonde with a smile

 

[weespanner]

On Lit there's a Tom with a Boner
A monkey that's escaped its owner
A blonde with a smile
James from God's Isle

 

[Cymru6969]

On Lit there's a Tom with a Boner
A monkey that's escaped its owner
A blonde with a smile
James from God's Isle
One who in bed is a moaner

well....I hate to limit that distinction to just one

 

[weespanner]

"Oh Fuck yes!!!" moans or one who complains?

 

[thinking_theo]

"Oh Fuck yes!!!" moans or one who complains?
Absolute release of emotion for those who campaign

 

[mamasota]

On Lit there's a Tom with a Boner
A monkey that's escaped its owner
A blonde with a smile
James from God's Isle
And a doll looking for a dick donor http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/a09.gif




Hello all http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/01.gif

 

[weespanner]

On Lit there's a Tom with a Boner
A monkey that's escaped its owner
A blonde with a smile
James from God's Isle
And a doll looking for a dick donor http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/a09.gif

Ha! Hi mama



"Oh Fuck yes!!!" moans or one who complains?
Absolute release of emotion for those who campaign
To write in Lim style


wtf Theo?

 

[mamasota]

((((((wee)))))



"Oh Fuck yes!!!" moans or one who complains?
Absolute release of emotion for those who campaign
To write in Lim style
Such uncanny wit guile

 

[jameslewis]

"Oh Fuck yes!!!" moans or one who complains?
Absolute release of emotion for those who campaign
To write in Lim style
Such uncanny wit guile
Add humor, flirting, and teasing, what remains?

 

[mamasota]

There are times when the lims run amok

 

[jameslewis]

There are times when the lims run amok
Sometimes the ideas just get stuck

 

[weespanner]

There are times when the lims run amok
Sometimes the ideas just get stuck
Or it's tumbr time

 

[mamasota]

There are times when the lims run amok
Sometimes the ideas just get stuck
Or it's tumbr time
And the rhyme ain't too prime

 

[weespanner]

There are times when the lims run amok
Sometimes the ideas just get stuck
Or it's tumbr time
And the rhyme ain't too prime
We're too busy with tits, ass and cock!

 

[Cymru6969]

Crikey! The mouth on that lassie

 

[Shadowmist99]

Crikey! The mouth on that lassie
Sucking and fucking through Tallahassee.

 

[Cymru6969]

Crikey! The mouth on that lassie
Sucking and fucking through Tallahassee.
Hitch hiking her way

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Crikey! The mouth on that lassie
Sucking and fucking through Tallahassee.
Hitchhiking her way
And drinking all day

 

[jameslewis]

Crikey! The mouth on that lassie
Sucking and fucking through Tallahassee.
Hitchhiking her way
And drinking all day
And managing somehow to stay classy.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Sometimes it's okay to say fuck it

 

[jameslewis]

Sometimes it's okay to say fuck it,
Just walk away from it, chuck it

 

[Dan638]

Sometimes it's okay to say fuck it,
Just walk away from it, chuck it
Go lay in the hay

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Sometimes it's okay to say fuck it,
Just walk away from it, chuck it
Go lay in the hay
Sleep the day away