Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Dan638]

Sometimes it's okay to say fuck it,
Just walk away from it, chuck it
Go lay in the hay
Sleep the day away
Wake and pee in the bucket

 

[Artofromance]

Sometimes it's okay to say fuck it,
Just walk away from it, chuck it
Go lay in the hay
The hell with what they say

 

[Artofromance]

It's bad sometimes to type slow

 

[BrokenRomantic]

It's bad sometimes to type slow
Don't worry, most won't even know

 

[hotternow]

It's bad sometimes to type slow
Don't worry, most won't even know
Just smile and play

 

[BrokenRomantic]

It's bad sometimes to type slow
Don't worry, most won't even know
Just smile and play
It'll all be okay

 

[hotternow]

It's bad sometimes to type slow
Don't worry, most won't even know
Just smile and play
It'll all be okay
So, go ahead, give it a go!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Think I'm doing quite well so far

 

[Cymru6969]

Think I'm doing quite well so far
Keep it up, kid. You'll be a star.

 

[TomBoner]

Think I'm doing quite well so far
Keep it up, kid. You'll be a star.
When bright shining lights

 

[jameslewis]

Think I'm doing quite well so far
Keep it up, kid. You'll be a star.
When bright shining lights
And big city nights

 

[stickygirl]

Think I'm doing quite well so far
Keep it up, kid. You'll be a star.
When bright shining lights
And big city nights
Reflect from your swanky new car

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I'd much rather fuck in the car

 

[stickygirl]

I'd much rather fuck in the car
Walmart's my favourite by far

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I'd much rather fuck in the car
Than in a back room in the bar


I'd much rather fuck in the car
Walmart's my favourite by far
I love to show off

 

[stickygirl]

I'd much rather fuck in the car
Than in a back room in the bar
Cos the stink of the gents


I'd much rather fuck in the car
Walmart's my favourite by far
I love to show off
When they look in and scoff

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I'd much rather fuck in the car
Than in a back room in the bar
Cos the stink of the gents
Are terrible scents


I'd much rather fuck in the car
Walmart's my favourite by far
I love to show off
When they look in and scoff

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I'd much rather fuck in the car
Than in a back room in the bar
Cos the stink of the gents
Are terrible scents


I'd much rather fuck in the car
Walmart's my favourite by far
I love to show off
When they look in and scoff
I'll soon be their personal star

 

[Cymru6969]

I'd much rather fuck in the car
Than in a back room in the bar
Cos the stink of the gents
Are terrible scents
While a Porsche reeks of porn star

 

[sweetsauce]

"Threesome Thursday" is some fun for us all

 

[Shadowmist99]

"Threesome Thursday" is some fun for us all
Mfm and I'd have a ball.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Threesome Thursday" is some fun for us all
Mfm and I'd have a ball.
So many partners from which to choose

 

[cliteatingman]

Threesome Thursday" is some fun for us all
Mfm and I'd have a ball.
So many partners from which to choose
But you'll lose yours if you snooze

 

[weespanner]

Threesome Thursday" is some fun for us all
Mfm and I'd have a ball.
So many partners from which to choose
But you'll lose yours if you snooze
So I'm off to give my two a call

 

[TwoShades]

Got to the party later than normal