Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

Got to the party later than normal
The invite said 'Dress code - informal'

 

[TwoShades]

Got to the party later than normal
The invite said 'Dress code - informal'
I misread the damn thing

 

[weespanner]

Got to the party later than normal
The invite said 'Dress code - informal'
I misread the damn thing
Wore just a cock ring

 

[TwoShades]

Got to the party later than normal
The invite said 'Dress code - informal'
I misread the damn thing
Wore just a cock ring
And pee'd over the top of the urinal.

 

[Dan638]

The washing machine was spinning....

 

[weespanner]

The washing machine was spinning....
She sat on top naked and sinning

 

[TwoShades]

The washing machine was spinning....
She sat on top naked and sinning
With one foot on the dryer

 

[Dan638]

.................

 

[travelmate2002]

The washing machine was spinning....
She sat on top naked and sinning
With one foot on the dryer
the other above her

 

[weespanner]

The washing machine was spinning....
She sat on top naked and sinning
With one foot on the dryer
Her fingers thrust higher

 

[travelmate2002]

The washing machine was spinning....
She sat on top naked and sinning
With one foot on the dryer
Her fingers thrust higher
and soon her orgasm left her grinning.

 

[Cymru6969]

Good Vibrations is her fave jam

 

[hotternow]

Good Vibrations is her fave jam
She always listens while playing on cam

 

[Cymru6969]

Good Vibrations is her fave jam
She always listens while playing on cam
With volume turned high

 

[hotternow]

Good Vibrations is her fave jam
She always listens while playing on cam
With volume turned high
She opens a thigh

 

[Cymru6969]

Good Vibrations is her fave jam
She always listens while playing on cam
With volume turned high
She opens a thigh
Just then, the painters come in. Damn!!

 

[weespanner]

As he whispers into her ear

 

[TomBoner]

As he whispers into her ear
he sounds quite sincere

 

[BrokenRomantic]

As he whispers into her ear
he sounds quite sincere
murmurs that tease

 

[TomBoner]

As he whispers into her ear
he sounds quite sincere
murmurs that tease
"If you want me say please"

 

[stickygirl]

As he whispers into her ear
he sounds quite sincere
murmurs that tease
"If you want me say please"
And the hand down her pants made it clear

 

[weespanner]

After working out at the gym

 

[kedsnbourbon]

After working out at the gym
She wanted to rub her sweet quim

 

[weespanner]

After working out at the gym
She wanted to rub her sweet quim
All over his face

 

[kedsnbourbon]

After working out at the gym
She wanted to rub her sweet quim
All over his face
At a wet, slow pace