Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

After working out at the gym
She wanted to rub her sweet quim
All over his face
At a wet, slow pace
Til she slipped forward for a quick rim

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She liked to work out in the nude

 

[weespanner]

She liked to work out in the nude
It always put her in the mood

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She liked to work out in the nude
It always put her in the mood
For a rock hard man

 

[weespanner]

She liked to work out in the nude
It always put her in the mood
For a rock hard man
So her master plan

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She liked to work out in the nude
It always put her in the mood
For a rock hard man
So her master plan
Was to find Arnold and get screwed

 

[jameslewis]

She liked to play on the boards in the nude

 

[Shadowmist99]

She liked to play on the boards in the nude
While teasing all the gents like she was a prude

 

[sweetsauce]

She liked to play on the boards in the nude
While teasing all the gents like she was a prude
She could type with one hand

 

[Shadowmist99]

She liked to play on the boards in the nude
While teasing all the gents like she was a prude
She could type with one hand
A finger vibe as a wristband

 

[sweetsauce]

She liked to play on the boards in the nude
While teasing all the gents like she was a prude
She could type with one hand
A finger vibe as a wristband
She enjoyed how her juices did exude

 

[jameslewis]

He had a crush on a lady from Lit

 

[sweetsauce]

He had a crush on a lady from Lit
Who he thought sexy and such a good fit

 

[jameslewis]

He had a crush on a lady from Lit
Who he thought sexy and such a good fit
She ignored all of his PM's

 

[sweetsauce]

He had a crush on a lady from Lit
Who he thought sexy and such a good fit
She ignored all of his PM's
Even though some were gems

 

[hotternow]

He had a crush on a lady from Lit
Who he thought sexy and such a good fit
She ignored all of his PM's
Even though some were gems
So he wandered away in a snit.

 

[Dan638]

She stared at the pool boy with lust.

 

[stickygirl]

She stared at the pool boy with lust.
Seduce him? She knew that she must

 

[WickedAlchemy]

She stared at the pool boy with lust.
Seduce him? She knew that she must

With pole firmly in hand

 

[stickygirl]

She stared at the pool boy with lust.
Seduce him? She knew that she must
With pole firmly in hand
She moistened her gland

 

[WickedAlchemy]

She stared at the pool boy with lust.
Seduce him? She knew that she must (o)
With pole firmly in hand
She moistened her gland
and allowed her depths to be plumbed with gust0

 

[sweetsauce]

Needing sex drove her mind insane

 

[hotternow]

Needing sex drove her mind insane
It was so very and completely plain

 

[sweetsauce]

Needing sex drove her mind insane
It was so very and completely plain
A visit to Lit

 

[jameslewis]

Needing sex drove her mind insane
It was so very and completely plain
A visit to Lit
And some play with her clit