Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[dearc]

Needing sex drove her mind insane
It was so very and completely plain
She wanted to be boned

 

[sweetsauce]

Needing sex drove her mind insane
It was so very and completely plain
A visit to Lit
And some play with her clit
"Oh God" was her constant refrain

 

[jameslewis]

A very sexy lady from Wales

 

[sweetsauce]

A very sexy lady from Wales
Was so bad she almost ended in jail

 

[jameslewis]

A very sexy lady from Wales
Was so bad she almost ended in jail
She was naughty in public

 

[sweetsauce]

A very sexy lady from Wales
Was so bad she almost ended in jail
She was naughty in public
Often caught tongue nub lick

Public was hard!!!! bad james

 

[jameslewis]

A very sexy lady from Wales
Was so bad she almost ended in jail
She was naughty in public
Often caught tongue nub lick
Don't worry, I'm good for your bail.

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The dominatrix was very cruel

 

[Dan638]

The dominatrix was very cruel
Strapping on a rather large tool

 

[hotternow]

The dominatrix was very cruel
Strapping on a rather large tool
She plunged right in

 

[Dan638]

The dominatrix was very cruel
Strapping on a rather large tool
She plunged right in
Stretching his skin

 

[hotternow]

The dominatrix was very cruel
Strapping on a rather large tool
She plunged right in
Stretching his skin
And sending that boy to school!

 

[Dan638]

Bent over pulling weeds in her garden

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Bent over pulling weeds in her garden
Her neighbor glancing at her now and then

 

[Dan638]

Bent over pulling weeds in her garden
Her neighbor glancing at her now and then
Her shorts were revealing

 

[hotternow]

Bent over pulling weeds in her garden
Her neighbor glancing at her now and then
Her shorts were revealing
Nothing concealing

 

[1sickbastard]

Bent over pulling weeds in her garden
Her neighbor glancing at her now and then
Her shorts were revealing
Nothing concealing
And something she did quite often

 

[WickedAlchemy]

The handcuff snapped with a click

 

[MausAss]

The handcuff snapped with a click
And his tongue entered with a lick

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The handcuff snapped with a click
And his tongue entered with a lick
She struggled in vain

 

[WickedAlchemy]

The handcuff snapped with a click
And his tongue entered with a lick
She struggled in vain
Was remanded with pain

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The handcuff snapped with a click
And his tongue entered with a lick
She struggled in vain
Was remanded with pain
By the hard thrusting from his dick

 

[essa_]

She came across a little too shy

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

She came across a little too shy
Sex in the daytime she would never try

 

[Midnight_Man]

She came across a little too shy
And was having some trouble getting a guy