Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[essa_]

She came across a little too shy
And was having some trouble getting a guy
So she found her a girl

 

[Midnight_Man]

She came across a little too shy
And was having some trouble getting a guy
So she found her a girl
And gave it a whirl

 

[essa_]

She came across a little too shy
And was having some trouble getting a guy
So she found her a girl
And gave it a whirl
And found all of a sudden she's bi

 

[Lia Monde]

She gave her favors to Congress

 

[WickedAlchemy]

She gave her favors to Congress
both aisles she wished to impress

 

[cliteatingman]

She gave her favors to Congress
both aisles she wished to impress
But the sodomy laws

 

[WickedAlchemy]

She gave her favors to Congress
both aisles she wished to impress
But the sodomy laws
Gave the conservatives pause

 

[travelmate2002]

She gave her favors to Congress
both aisles she wished to impress
But the sodomy laws
Gave the conservatives pause
but were fine with a partial state of undress.

 

[Lia Monde]

She gave her favors to Congress
both aisles she wished to impress
But the sodomy laws
Gave the conservatives pause
but were fine with a partial state of undress.

In bipartisan spirit they mounted

 

[travelmate2002]

In bipartisan spirit they mounted
while the votes were being counted

 

[Lia Monde]

She gave her favors to Congress
Both aisles she wished to impress
But the sodomy laws
Gave the conservatives pause
But were fine with a partial state of undress.

In bipartisan spirit they mounted
While the votes were being counted
She swayed their bodies and votes

 

[travelmate2002]

She gave her favors to Congress
Both aisles she wished to impress
But the sodomy laws
Gave the conservatives pause
But were fine with a partial state of undress.

In bipartisan spirit they mounted
While the votes were being counted
She swayed their bodies and votes
and excited were the old goats

 

[TomBoner]

In bipartisan spirit they mounted
While the votes were being counted
She swayed their bodies and votes
and excited were the old goats
or so they said when they recounted.

 

[mamasota]

LOL excellent ones! hola Mr Boner

Lia was on intimate terms with The Speaker

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Lia was on intimate terms with The Speaker
Her beauty forever made him weaker

 

[TomBoner]

excellent ones! hola Mr Boner

Back atcha sweetstuff!

Lia was on intimate terms with The Speaker
Her beauty forever made him weaker
And when she sucked on his dick

 

[mamasota]

Lia was on intimate terms with The Speaker
Her beauty forever made him weaker
And when she sucked on his dick
Felt it grow hard and thick

 

[weespanner]

Lia was on intimate terms with The Speaker
Her beauty forever made him weaker
And when she sucked on his dick
Felt it grow hard and thick
And spurt enough to fill a beaker!


(((Lim peeps)))

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Quite the mess left behind by Speaker

 

[thinking_theo]

Quite the mess left behind by Speaker
Warm and wet....made her feel sleaker.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Quite the mess left behind by Speaker
Warm and wet....made her feel sleaker.
She licked it all up

 

[WickedAlchemy]

Quite the mess left behind by Speaker
Warm and wet....made her feel sleaker.
She licked it all up
like cream from a cup

 

[1sickbastard]

Quite the mess left behind by Speaker
Warm and wet....made her feel sleaker.
She licked it all up
like cream from a cup
Then went looking for someone to freak her.

 

[Lia Monde]

Godiva traded her horse for a bike

 

[WickedAlchemy]

Godiva traded her horse for a bike
but all the seat makers were on strike