Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[juniata]

Her vagina looked just like a flower
With it, many men would she devour.
She'd show off her " petals"
Men'd harden like metal
Knowing they'd be off within the hour.

 

[HypnosDenied]

She loved to be given a whipping

 

[Cymru6969]

She loved to be given a whipping
As his cock into her was dipping

 

[Scrubber]

She loved to be given a whipping
As his cock into her was dipping
She'd scream out in lust

 

[HypnosDenied]

She loved to be given a whipping
As his cock into her was dipping
She'd scream out in lust
At each strike or thrust

 

[HellBenttoo]

She loved to be given a whipping
As his cock into her was dipping
She'd scream out in lust
At each strike or thrust
As over the edge she went slipping

 

[Cymru6969]

She sang, "Yo, ho. Blow the man down!"

 

[AbsintheFather]

She sang, "Yo, ho. Blow the man down!"
While donning her Pirate Wench's gown



Well say there Cy

 

[mamasota]

She sang, "Yo, ho. Blow the man down!"
While donning her Pirate Wench's gown
Bared her full breasted bodice

Well say there Cy

 

[Cymru6969]

She sang, "Yo, ho. Blow the man down!"
While donning her Pirate Wench's gown
Her peg leg of wood


Well say there Cy [/QUOTE]

Happy New Year, good sir

 

[AbsintheFather]

Oooh - a daily double!


She sang, "Yo, ho. Blow the man down!"
While donning her Pirate Wench's gown
Bared her full breasted bodice
I said c'mere an blow this



She sang, "Yo, ho. Blow the man down!"
While donning her Pirate Wench's gown
Her peg leg of wood
Slipped as she stood

 

[Cymru6969]

Oooh - a daily double!


She sang, "Yo, ho. Blow the man down!"
While donning her Pirate Wench's gown
Bared her full breasted bodice
I said c'mere an blow this
Argh! Sex games of the British crown.


She sang, "Yo, ho. Blow the man down!"
While donning her Pirate Wench's gown
Her peg leg of wood
Slipped as she stood

 

[LoveToLurk]

Oooh - a daily double!


She sang, "Yo, ho. Blow the man down!"
While donning her Pirate Wench's gown
Bared her full breasted bodice
I said c'mere an blow this
Argh! Sex games of the British crown.


She sang, "Yo, ho. Blow the man down!"
While donning her Pirate Wench's gown
Her peg leg of wood
Slipped as she stood
But on his cock she surely went to town.

 

[Lia Monde]

The snow bunny had a frosted fanny

 

[Cymru6969]

The snow bunny had a frosted fanny
Her sexual appetite? Uncanny.

 

[LoveToLurk]

The snow bunny had a frosted fanny
Her sexual appetite? Uncanny.
She spread her cheeks wide

 

[Cymru6969]

The snow bunny had a frosted fanny
Her sexual appetite? Uncanny.
She spread her cheeks wide
Added Astro Glide

 

[cliteatingman]

The snow bunny had a frosted fanny
Her sexual appetite? Uncanny.
She spread her cheeks wide
Added Astro Glide
But look between her legs, she's a tranny

 

[Cymru6969]

My sex addiction has it's perks

 

[LoveToLurk]

The snow bunny had a frosted fanny
Her sexual appetite? Uncanny.
She spread her cheeks wide
Added Astro Glide
But look between her legs, she's a tranny

Ha! Cymru and Clitman - too funny!

 

[LoveToLurk]

My sex addiction has it's perks
I get to see so many women twerk!

 

[Lia Monde]

My sex addiction has it's perks
I get to see so many women twerk!
I'm not really a dick

 

[mamasota]

My sex addiction has it's perks
I get to see so many women twerk!
I'm not really a dick
Just a rubberized prick

 

[HellBenttoo]

My sex addiction has it's perks
I get to see so many women twerk!
I'm not really a dick
Just a rubberized prick
My girlfriend nicknamed me Slick.

 

[Porkwarrior]

My sex addiction has it's perks
I get to see so many women twerk!
I'm not really a dick
Just a rubberized prick
That all the Litster's are free to jerk


Bourbon, Scotch & Rye