Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Lia Monde]

Godiva traded her horse for a bike
but all the seat makers were on strike
So she rode on the stem.

 

[WickedAlchemy]

Godiva traded her horse for a bike
but all the seat makers were on strike
So she rode on the stem.
And moaned loudly at them

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Godiva traded her horse for a bike
but all the seat makers were on strike
So she rode on the stem.
And moaned loudly at them
She wished they'd all go take a hike

 

[TomBoner]

While stroking myself one day

 

[weespanner]

While stroking myself one day
And reading 50 Shades of Grey

 

[MausAss]

While stroking myself one day
And reading 50 Shades of Grey
Got myself tied up

 

[weespanner]

While stroking myself one day
And reading 50 Shades of Grey
Got myself tied up
With bra straps (C cup)

 

[MausAss]

While stroking myself one day
And reading 50 Shades of Grey
Got myself tied up
With bra straps (C cup)
I was ready for our own play

 

[TomBoner]

I once knew a girl named Sue

 

[WickedAlchemy]

I once knew a girl named Sue
She'd give blow jobs until she was blue

 

[TomBoner]

I once knew a girl named Sue
She'd give blow jobs until she was blue
and when a dick came

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I once knew a girl named Sue
She'd give blow jobs until she was blue
And when a dick came
Her mouth opened, ready to aim

 

[jameslewis]

I once knew a girl named Sue
She'd give blow jobs until she was blue
She would suck and then suck

 

[wombat9966]

I once knew a girl named Sue
She'd give blow jobs until she was blue
And when a dick came
Her mouth opened, ready to aim
and she would swallow as soon as it Blew.

 

[weespanner]

I once knew a girl named Sue
She'd give blow jobs until she was blue
She would suck and then suck
And loved a throat fuck

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I once knew a girl named Sue
She'd give blow jobs until she was blue
She would suck and then suck
And loved a throat fuck
Until her face turned a purplish hue

 

[Dan638]

She giggled and ran to the shower

 

[weespanner]

She giggled and ran to the shower
To rinse off the cum from her flower

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She giggled and ran to the shower
To rinse off the cum from her flower
Her arousal still fresh

 

[essa_]

She giggled and ran to the shower
To rinse off the cum from her flower
Her arousal still fresh
She explored her flesh

 

[sweetsauce]

She giggled and ran to the shower
To rinse off the cum from her flower
Her arousal still fresh
She explored her flesh
And came for almost an hour!

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

A curious young girl named Louise ...

 

[texou]

A curious young girl named Louise
Loved nothing more than to tease

 

[sweetsauce]

A curious young girl named Louise
Loved nothing more than to tease
No cock too tough

 

[jameslewis]

A curious young girl named Louise
Loved nothing more than to tease
No cock too tough
No such thing as too much