Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[sweetsauce]

A curious young girl named Louise
Loved nothing more than to tease
No cock too tough
No such thing as too much
Her sole purpose was only to please!

 

[jameslewis]

Her words were witty, yet lusty

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Her words were witty, yet lusty
And lord..was she ever so busty

 

[sweetsauce]

Her words were witty, yet lusty
And lord..was she ever so busty
When considering prose

 

[Lia Monde]

Her words were witty, yet lusty
And lord..was she ever so busty
When considering prose
Struck an erotic pose

 

[sweetsauce]

Her words were witty, yet lusty
And lord..was she ever so busty
When considering prose
Struck an erotic pose
With her vibrator that was ever so trusty

 

[Shadowmist99]

Her supply of batteries was low

 

[WetBiMoose]

Her supply of batteries was low
So off to the store she would go

 

[Shadowmist99]

Her supply of batteries was low
So off to the store she would go
Didn't bother with panties

 

[WetBiMoose]

Her supply of batteries was low
So off to the store she would go
Didn't bother with panties
Just went, singing sea shanties

 

[Shadowmist99]

Her supply of batteries was low
So off to the store she would go
Didn't bother with panties
Just went, singing sea shanties
And gave the stock boy quite a show!

 

[WetBiMoose]

Nicely Done Shadowmist

He was thinking of buying a Scooter

 

[Shadowmist99]

Nicely Done Shadowmist

He was thinking of buying a Scooter
He hated being a commuter

(Thank you!)

 

[WetBiMoose]

He was thinking of buying a Scooter
He hated being a commuter
He would see all the ladies

You're very welcome!

 

[Shadowmist99]

He was thinking of buying a Scooter
He hated being a commuter
He would see all the ladies
And think of the navy

 

[WetBiMoose]

He was thinking of buying a Scooter
He hated being a commuter
He would see all the ladies
And think of the navy
And dream of motorboating all of their hooters!

 

[Dan638]

She was tied to the table quite naked

 

[weespanner]

oohh...hard one!

She was tied to the table quite naked
While over her skin his tongue snake-ed

 

[Dan638]

She was tied to the table quite naked
While over her skin his tongue snake-ed
Her nipples were aching

 

[weespanner]

She was tied to the table quite naked
While over her skin his tongue snake-ed
Her nipples were aching
His for the taking

 

[Dan638]

She was tied to the table quite naked
While over her skin his tongue snake-ed
Her nipples were aching
His for the taking
Cries of pleasure filled the room as he conquered...

 

[Dan638]

The batteries in her wand were waning

 

[weespanner]

The batteries in her wand were waning
With just a few minutes remaining

 

[saltysol]

The batteries in her wand were waning
With just a few minutes remaining
She instead mounted her Harley

 

[HellBenttoo]

The batteries in her wand were waning
With just a few minutes remaining
She instead mounted her Harley
With it's V-twin so gnarly