Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Bourbon, Scotch & Rye
And cum in your eye

 

[BradBigBrain]

Bourbon, Scotch & Rye
And cum in your eye
His big cock

 

[Cymru6969]

Bourbon, Scotch & Rye
And cum in your eye
His big cock
Makes all gawk

 

[BradBigBrain]

Bourbon, Scotch & Rye
And cum in your eye
His big cock
Makes all gawk
A white guy - he's fly

 

[mamasota]

So Brad had a really big brain

 

[HellBenttoo]

So Brad had a really big brain
Which he used for personal gain

 

[mickyp123]

So Brad had a really big brain
On which wet pussy was a drain

 

[Cymru6969]

So Brad had a really big brain
Which he used for personal gain
This renaissance man



So Brad had a really big brain
On which wet pussy was a drain
But try as he might

 

[mickyp123]

So Brad had a really big brain
Which he used for personal gain
This renaissance man
Tried to do the cancan
Ending up in pain

So Brad had a really big brain
On which wet pussy was a drain
But try as he might
To get some delight
His attempt was all in vain

 

[mickyp123]

The witch had a juicy orange

 

[Lia Monde]

The witch had a juicy orange
For breakfast with a thick sausage

 

[AbsintheFather]

The witch had a juicy orange
For breakfask with a thick sausage
She had it in bed

 

[Lia Monde]

The witch had a juicy orange
For breakfast with a thick sausage
She had it in bed
Dripping juice on her spread

 

[AbsintheFather]

The witch had a juicy orange
For breakfast with a thick sausage
She had it in bed
Dripping juice on her spread
I lapped it up and paid her homage

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a man from Lake Erie

 

[AbsintheFather]

There once was a man from Lake Erie
Of him you had better be leery

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a man from Lake Erie
Of him you had better be leery
he would steal a grope

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a man from Lake Erie
Of him you had better be leery
he would steal a grope
or hotel room soap

 

[AbsintheFather]

There once was a man from Lake Erie
Of him you had better be leery
he would steal a grope
or hotel room soap
It's true, just ask your Siri


dang - not much limerickin' going on today

 

[Lia Monde]

Her thin dress was quite revealing

 

[travelmate2002]

Her thin dress was quite revealing
no doubt her figure was appealing

 

[LoveToLurk]

Her thin dress was quite revealing
no doubt her figure was appealing
On her round breasts it clung

 

[travelmate2002]

Her thin dress was quite revealing
no doubt her figure was appealing
On her round breasts it clung
many an erection it sprung

 

[LoveToLurk]

Her thin dress was quite revealing
no doubt her figure was appealing
On her round breasts it clung
many an erection it sprung
causing the leaking pre-cum feeling

 

[travelmate2002]

Relief it seemed was at hand