Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Curious_in_Cali]

Relief it seemed was at hand
In the form of a taut rubber band

 

[Cymru6969]

Relief it seemed was at hand
In the form of a taut rubber band
With arms and legs bound

 

[travelmate2002]

Relief it seemed was at hand
In the form of a taut rubber band
With arms and legs bound
and lying on the ground

 

[Cymru6969]

Relief it seemed was at hand
In the form of a taut rubber band
With arms and legs bound
and lying on the ground
My sex life was far from bland

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Relief it seemed was at hand
In the form of a taut rubber band
With arms and legs bound
and lying on the ground
My sex life was far from bland

I like


A bland sexlife can be fixed,

 

[Cymru6969]

A bland sexlife can be fixed
Like tossed salad, keep it mixed

 

[weespanner]

A bland sexlife can be fixed
Like tossed salad, keep it mixed
Add a drop of cream

 

[Cymru6969]

A bland sexlife can be fixed
Like tossed salad, keep it mixed
Add a drop of cream
Some zest, and now reem

 

[weespanner]

A bland sexlife can be fixed
Like tossed salad, keep it mixed
Add a drop of cream
Some zest, and now ream
Then slide smoothly betwixt

 

[Cymru6969]

My sexual partners cum quick

 

[weespanner]

My sexual partners cum quick
A swirl of the tongue does the trick

 

[TomBoner]

My sexual partners cum quick
A swirl of the tongue does the trick
It spurts mighty hard

 

[weespanner]

My sexual partners cum quick
A swirl of the tongue does the trick
It spurts mighty hard
Soaking the back yard

 

[AbsintheFather]

My sexual partners cum quick
A swirl of the tongue does the trick
It spurts mighty hard
Soaking the back yard
It's worse than BP's oil slick

 

[Cymru6969]

Enimas for fun and profit

 

[AbsintheFather]

Enimas for fun and profit
I think would make me vomit

 

[Cymru6969]

Enimas for fun and profit
I think would make me vomit
It's a dirty job

 

[weespanner]

Enimas for fun and profit
I think would make me vomit
It's a dirty job
So don't use your knob

 

[Cymru6969]

Enimas for fun and profit
I think would make me vomit
It's a dirty job
So don't use your knob
It's fun for Wallace and Gromit!

 

[HypnosDenied]

There was nothing that she wouldn't do

 

[Cymru6969]

There was nothing that she wouldn't do
Not too proud to suck cock in the loo

 

[HypnosDenied]

There was nothing that she wouldn't do
Not too proud to suck cock in the loo
But a sprightly old man

 

[HellBenttoo]

There was nothing that she wouldn't do
Not too proud to suck cock in the loo
But a sprightly old man
Poked her right in the can

 

[Cymru6969]

There was nothing that she wouldn't do
Not too proud to suck cock in the loo
But a sprightly old man
Poked her right in the can
Then she paid for his meal. That was new!

*bow* *exit* Goodnight!

 

[AbsintheFather]

In his career as a long-haul trucker