Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

In his career as a long-haul trucker
He'd seen only one high-speed cock sucker

 

[HellBenttoo]

In his career as a long-haul trucker
He'd seen only one high-speed cock sucker
But the stories he told

 

[Cymru6969]

In his career as a long-haul trucker
He'd seen only one high-speed cock sucker
But the stories he told
Both the meek and the bold

 

[MILFSauce]

In his career as a long-haul trucker
He'd seen only one high-speed cock sucker
Oh the stories he told
Both the meek and the bold
But all he wanted to do was fuck her.

 

[LoveToLurk]

I didn't know there was porn on reddit.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I didn't know there was porn on reddit.
Nor did anyone else until you said it

 

[Cymru6969]

I didn't know there was porn on reddit.
Nor did anyone else until you said it
It's not very deep

 

[AbsintheFather]

I didn't know there was porn on reddit.
Nor did anyone else until you said it
It's not very deep
It'll put you to sleep

 

[Cymru6969]

I didn't know there was porn on reddit.
Nor did anyone else until you said it
It's not very deep
It'll put you to sleep
Plus the money shot needs a good edit

 

[AbsintheFather]

I didn't know there was porn on reddit.
Nor did anyone else until you said it
It's not very deep
It'll put you to sleep
Plus the money shot needs a good edit



excellent ending Cy . . . .
That was a tough rhyme

 

[Cymru6969]

I didn't know there was porn on reddit.
Nor did anyone else until you said it
It's not very deep
It'll put you to sleep
Plus the money shot needs a good edit



excellent ending Cy . . . .
That was a tough rhyme

I'll confess to have had the need to Google reddit!
Hope you are well, my friend!

 

[AbsintheFather]

His shot was right on the money

 

[Edensgarden]

His shot was right on the money
Her tits seemed covered with honey

 

[weespanner]

His shot was right on the money
Her tits seemed covered with honey
He gave them a lick

 

[HypnosDenied]

His shot was right on the money
Her tits seemed covered with honey
He gave them a lick
While stroking his dick

 

[weespanner]

His shot was right on the money
Her tits seemed covered with honey
He gave them a lick
While stroking his dick
Lapping fast because it was runny

 

[Lia Monde]

Deb flirted with the hunk at the bar

 

[walkawayrenee]

Deb flirted with the hunk at the bar
She thought he looked like a rock star

 

[Lia Monde]

Deb flirted with the hunk at the bar
She thought he looked like a rock star
She flaunted her breasts

 

[walkawayrenee]

Deb flirted with the hunk at the bar
She thought he looked like a rock star
She flaunted her breasts
In front of his guests

 

[LoveToLurk]

Deb flirted with the hunk at the bar
She thought he looked like a rock star
She flaunted her breasts
And said "Let's put that cock to the test"

 

[BradBigBrain]

Deb flirted with the hunk at the bar
She thought he looked like a rock star
She flaunted her breasts
And said "Let's put that cock to the test"
And then fucked him out in the car

 

[Lia Monde]

Deb flirted with the hunk at the bar
She thought he looked like a rock star
She flaunted her breasts
In front of his guests
Then screwed him and bid 'Au revoir'



Deb flirted with the hunk at the bar
She thought he looked like a rock star
She flaunted her breasts
And said "Let's put that cock to the test"
And pumped him in ways quite bizarre.

 

[Lia Monde]

The writer seduced naive Joan

 

[LoveToLurk]

Lia Monde - great endings to those two!


The writer seduced naive Joan
By whipping out his massive thick bone