Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[MILFSauce]

The writer seduced naive Joan,
A virginal, spinsterish old crone

 

[PrurientProf]

The writer seduced naive Joan,
A virginal, spinsterish old crone
He got quite a shock

 

[MILFSauce]

The writer seduced naive Joan,
A virginal, spinsterish old crone
He got quite a shock,
and a case of writer's block

 

[PrurientProf]

The writer seduced naive Joan,
A virginal, spinsterish old crone
He got quite a shock,
and a case of writer's block
When from her lips he heard a moan

 

[Lia Monde]

The writer seduced naive Joan,
A virginal, spinsterish old crone
He got quite a shock,
and a case of writer's block
When from her lips he heard a moan

Joan hated being called a crone

 

[PrurientProf]

Joan hated being called a crone
Not a pleasant title to own

 

[Lia Monde]

Joan hated being called a crone
Not a pleasant title to own
She preferred 'selective'

 

[travelmate2002]

Joan hated being called a crone
Not a pleasant title to own
She preferred 'selective'
which was quite subjective

 

[Cymru6969]

Joan hated being called a crone
Not a pleasant title to own
She preferred 'selective'
It was her 'elective'

 

[Lia Monde]

Joan hated being called a crone
Not a pleasant title to own
She preferred 'selective'
which was quite subjective
Letting her pick by whom she'd be boned


Joan hated being called a crone
Not a pleasant title to own
She preferred 'selective'
It was her 'elective'
When deciding to get prone

 

[Lia Monde]

Randy Tess was hot as a pistil

 

[Cymru6969]

Randy Tess was hot as a pistil
Always in search of hard man-missile

 

[LoveToLurk]

Randy Tess was hot as a pistil
Always in search of hard man-missile (that was a good one Cymru!)
He looked high and low

 

[Cymru6969]

Randy Tess was hot as a pistil
Always in search of hard man-missile
He looked high and low
Where wildflowers grow

(that was a good one Cymru!)
(Merci beaucoup, secret agent gal)

 

[Shadowmist99]

Randy Tess was hot as a pistil
Always in search of hard man-missile
He looked high and low
Where wildflowers grow
Finding his stud he gave a low whistle

 

[Lia Monde]

Sue bet her virtue on the game

 

[LoveToLurk]

Sue bet her virtue on the game
Though important, her team performed lame

 

[Lia Monde]

Sue bet her virtue on the game
Though important, her team performed lame
She had to pay up

 

[availableslave2u]

Sue bet her virtue on the game
Though important, her team performed lame
She had to pay up
So she took off his cup

 

[BradBigBrain]

Sue bet her virtue on the game
Though important, her team performed lame
She had to pay up
for a missed layup

 

[Cymru6969]

Sue bet her virtue on the game
Though important, her team performed lame
She had to pay up
So she took off his cup
And licked him clean after he came


Sue bet her virtue on the game
Though important, her team performed lame
She had to pay up
for a missed layup
Don't double-dribble now. Take aim!!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Sue bet her virtue on the game
Though important, her team performed lame
She had to pay up
So she took off his cup
And licked him clean after he came


Sue bet her virtue on the game
Though important, her team performed lame
She had to pay up
for a missed layup
Don't double-dribble now. Take aim!!

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[BradBigBrain]

The party for the Super Bowl

 

[weespanner]

The party for the Super Bowl
Had sex, drugs and some rock'n'roll

 

[AbsintheFather]

The party for the Super Bowl
Had sex, drugs and some rock'n'roll
There was no TV