Write Our Own Limericks - V2

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The party for the Super Bowl
Had sex, drugs and some rock'n'roll
The main attraction?
 
The party for the Super Bowl
Had sex, drugs and some rock'n'roll
The main attraction?
The back-room action
 
The party for the Super Bowl
Had sex, drugs and some rock'n'roll
There was no TV
Or toilet to pee
 
The party for the Super Bowl
Had sex, drugs and some rock'n'roll
The main attraction?
The back-room action
With Weespanner dancing on the pole
 
The party for the Super Bowl
Had sex, drugs and some rock'n'roll
The main attraction?
The back-room action
With Weespanner dancing on the pole

:D or.....

The party for the Super Bowl
Had sex, drugs and some rock'n'roll
The main attraction?
The back-room action
With Absinthe and the glory hole :cool:
 
:D or.....

The party for the Super Bowl
Had sex, drugs and some rock'n'roll
The main attraction?
The back-room action
With Absinthe and the glory hole :cool:


I suppose that depends on which side of the hole you're envisioning me on :eek:



Great party, but no one saw the game
 
Great party, but no one saw the game
They watched Absinthe, so he was to blame
At the half-time break
 
Great party, but no one saw the game
They watched Absinthe, so he was to blame
At the half-time break
They wheeled in a cake
 
Great party, but no one saw the game
They watched Absinthe, so he was to blame
At the half-time break
They wheeled in a cake
And out popped a nude nurse. What a dame!
 
Together, they sat at the show
He wanted her more than she'd know
The stage lights burned hot
 
Together, they sat at the show
He wanted her more than she'd know
The stage lights burned hot
Sadly, she did not
 
Together, they sat at the show
He wanted her more than she'd know
The stage lights burned hot
They mustn't get caught
 
Together, they sat at the show
He wanted her more than she'd know
The stage lights burned hot
Sadly, she did not
But he did - and boy did it grow!:eek:


Together, they sat at the show
He wanted her more than she'd know
The stage lights burned hot
They mustn't get caught
So fumbled a bit down below
 
Hmm.. opposing thoughts..

Together, they sat at the show
He wanted her more than she'd know
The stage lights burned hot
Sadly, she did not
So he left her and purchased a ho :D

Together, they sat at the show
He wanted her more than she'd know
The stage lights burned hot
They mustn't get caught
By the bluebloods sharing their row!
 
She reached just inside of his coat
To stroke the base of his throat
His whispers were faint
 
She reached just inside of his coat
To stroke the base of his throat
His whispers were faint
Voice filled with restraint
 
She reached just inside of his coat
To stroke the base of his throat
His whispers were faint
Voice filled with restraint
As her touches upon him did float
 
He responded with a flush and a blush
Then returned to playing his Candy Crush
 
He responded with a flush and a blush
Then returned to playing his Candy Crush
then took a break
 
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