Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

He responded with a flush and a blush
Then returned to playing his Candy Crush
then took a break
lit up to bake

 

[GiggLeGasm]

He responded with a flush and a blush
Then returned to playing his Candy Crush
then took a break
lit up to bake
now his brain is officially mush

 

[TwoShades]

The weather was keeping them in

 

[Cymru6969]

The weather was keeping them in
He rested his balls on her chin

 

[HellBenttoo]

The weather was keeping them in
He rested his balls on her chin
Was he being bold

 

[Cymru6969]

The weather was keeping them in
He rested his balls on her chin
Was he being bold
Or were they too cold?

 

[LoveToLurk]

The weather was keeping them in
He rested his balls on her chin
Was he being bold
Or were they too cold?
Their presence made her grin

 

[Cymru6969]

Downward dog on her yoga mat

 

[weespanner]

Downward dog on her yoga mat
She thinks 'Shit! my arse looks too fat'

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Downward dog on her yoga mat
She thinks 'Shit! my arse looks too fat'
The Wheel Pose may be the key

 

[weespanner]

Downward dog on her yoga mat
She thinks 'Shit! my arse looks too fat'
The Wheel Pose may be the key
Or she could try the tree

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Downward dog on her yoga mat
She thinks 'Shit! my arse looks too fat'
The Wheel Pose may be the key
Or she could try the tree
Faced with too many choices, she just sat

 

[kedsnbourbon]

As Mary held onto his bum

 

[Lia Monde]

As Mary held onto his bum
He toyed her clit with his thumb

 

[QuantumJumping]

As Mary held onto his bum
He toyed her clit with his thumb

She moaned and gyrated

 

[AbsintheFather]

As Mary held onto his bum
He toyed her clit with his thumb
She moaned and gyrated
Until she was sated

 

[Cymru6969]

As Mary held onto his bum
He toyed her clit with his thumb
She moaned and gyrated
Until she was sated
Then from his arse pulled out a plum

 

[mamasota]

Lady Godiva was out riding bareback




*I used to like plums, Cy

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Lady Godiva was out riding bareback
With gyrating hips and big full rack

 

[AbsintheFather]

Lady Godiva was out riding bareback
With gyrating hips and big full rack
Her horse was hung

 

[Shadowmist99]

Lady Godiva was out riding bareback
With gyrating hips and big full rack
Her horse was hung
But watch out for the dung!

 

[LoveToLurk]

Lady Godiva was out riding bareback
With gyrating hips and big full rack
Her horse was hung
But watch out for the dung,
You don't want an unwelcome snack!

 

[Cymru6969]

Ladies and gentleman, hear me

 

[BradBigBrain]

Ladies and gentleman, hear me
It's not *THAT* big, don't fear me

 

[weespanner]

Ladies and gentleman, hear me
It's not *THAT* big, don't fear me
Just like a third leg