Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TwoShades]

Ladies and gentleman, hear me
It's not *THAT* big, don't fear me
Just like a third leg
And thick like a keg

 

[weespanner]

Ladies and gentleman, hear me
It's not *THAT* big, don't fear me
Just like a third leg
And thick like a keg
We see it through his trousers clearly

 

[TwoShades]

On a quiet Saturday morning

 

[weespanner]

On a quiet Saturday morning
I decided to spend the day porn-ing

 

[TwoShades]

On a quiet Saturday morning
I decided to spend the day porn-ing
With my toys at the ready

 

[weespanner]

On a quiet Saturday morning
I decided to spend the day porn-ing
With my toys at the ready
Dressed in a silk teddy

 

[TwoShades]

On a quiet Saturday morning
I decided to spend the day porn-ing
With my toys at the ready
Dressed in a silk teddy
The neighbors must have thought it was storming.

 

[PrurientProf]

I'd rather not be shoveling snow

 

[weespanner]

I'd rather not be shoveling snow
My bits have frozen down below

 

[TwoShades]

I'd rather not be shoveling snow
My bits have frozen down below
I took a hand warmer

 

[weespanner]

I'd rather not be shoveling snow
My bits have frozen down below
I took a hand warmer
And covered my 'stormer'
And soon it had started to glow!

oops! Jett lives on!

 

[Cymru6969]

I'd rather not be shoveling snow
My bits have frozen down below
I took a hand warmer
And covered my 'stormer'
And soon it had started to glow!

oops! Jett lives on!

Indeed he does. Brilliant, Wee

The linkage to shrinkage is true

 

[weespanner]

The linkage to shrinkage is true
Just pray that it doesn't turn blue

 

[TwoShades]

The linkage to shrinkage is true
Just pray that it doesn't turn blue
Though blue is a nice color

 

[Cymru6969]

The linkage to shrinkage is true
Just pray that it doesn't turn blue
Though blue is a nice color
Grey is much duller

 

[weespanner]

The linkage to shrinkage is true
Just pray that it doesn't turn blue
Though blue is a nice color
Grey is much duller
But pink is a healthier hue

 

[Lia Monde]

She found racy pictures on Tumblr

 

[Cymru6969]

She found racy pictures on Tumblr
Some of which made her feel humbler

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She found racy pictures on Tumblr
Some of which made her feel humbler
She compared herself

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

She found racy pictures on Tumblr
Some of which made her feel humbler
She compared herself
To a height-challenged elf
When inviting on-liners to fumble her.

 

[Lia Monde]

She stretched and her bra popped open

 

[WriteOfWay]

She stretched and her bra popped open
For a better fit she was hopin'

 

[BradBigBrain]

She stretched and her bra popped open
For a better fit she was hopin'
Her tits so big

 

[WriteOfWay]

She stretched and her bra popped open
For a better fit she was hopin'
Her tits so big
When she lit up a cig

 

[sweetsauce]

She stretched and her bra popped open
For a better fit she was hopin'
Her tits so big
When she lit up a cig
She had to find some way of copin'