Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Lia Monde]

The Native American maid did a Pilgrim
But first she went for a Brazil-trim
He ate her sweet stuffing

 

[weespanner]

The Native American maid did a Pilgrim
But first she went for a Brazil-trim
He ate her sweet stuffing
Had her panting and puffing

 

[travelmate2002]

The Native American maid did a Pilgrim
But first she went for a Brazil-trim
He ate her sweet stuffing
Had her panting and puffing
which soon had her at the brim.

 

[weespanner]

The Native American maid did a Pilgrim
But first she went for a Brazil-trim
He ate her sweet stuffing
Had her panting and puffing
which soon had her at the brim.

Now that's what I call giving thanks

 

[BusinessTime]

Now that's what I call giving thanks
Kneeling down like you're on the banks

 

[weespanner]

Now that's what I call giving thanks
Kneeling down like you're on the banks
Try not to fall in

 

[Lia Monde]

Now that's what I call giving thanks
Kneeling down like you're on the banks
Try not to fall in
Or make too much din

 

[weespanner]

Now that's what I call giving thanks
Kneeling down like you're on the banks
Try not to fall in
Or make too much din
Cos you could be fined lots of francs

This limerick was set in pre-euro France

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a well-hung plumber

 

[LoveToLurk]

There once was a well-hung plumber
Who was packing some serious lumber!

 

[cliteatingman]

There once was a well-hung plumber
Who was packing some serious lumber
A wrench was not his best tool

 

[LoveToLurk]

There once was a well-hung plumber
Who was packing some serious lumber
A wrench was not his best tool
But his cock made them drool

 

[mamasota]

There once was a well-hung plumber
Who was packing some serious lumber
A wrench was not his best tool
But his cock made them drool
And the smart ones became dumber

 

[Midnight_Man]

She was waiting for Santa by the tree

 

[Anna_Bell]

She was waiting for Santa by the tree
With a bow in her hair, clothing free

 

[Midnight_Man]

She was waiting for Santa by the tree
With a bow in her hair, clothing free
When he reached into his sack

 

[travelmate2002]

She was waiting for Santa by the tree
With a bow in her hair, clothing free
When he reached into his sack
she lay on her back

 

[1sickbastard]

She was waiting for Santa by the tree
With a bow in her hair, clothing free
When he reached into his sack
she lay on her back
And hoped St. Nick would like what he'd see

 

[weespanner]

She was waiting for Santa by the tree
With a bow in her hair, clothing free
When he reached into his sack
she lay on her back
And hoped St. Nick would like what he'd see

He asked if she'd like a large gift

 

[Lia Monde]

He asked if she'd like a large gift
As she clearly wanted to be stiffed

 

[weespanner]

He asked if she'd like a large gift
As she clearly wanted to be stiffed
He unwrapped his cock

 

[Lia Monde]

He asked if she'd like a large gift
As she clearly wanted to be stiffed
He unwrapped his cock
It's size made her gawk

 

[weespanner]

He asked if she'd like a large gift
As she clearly wanted to be stiffed
He unwrapped his cock
It's size made her gawk
'Santa's slayer' if you get my drift

 

[mamasota]

So Rudolph told Santa he quit

 

[Lia Monde]

So Rudolph told Santa he quit
Cuz the other reindeers wouldn't offer their clit