Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[AbsintheFather]

If I was a girl I'd flick my clit.
I think I would like the feel of it
Make it good and wet
Lay back and get set
Then work my way into the slit

 

[AbsintheFather]

Oh, I think I could be quite the slut

 

[Cymru6969]

Oh, I think I could be quite the slut
I'll pimp you out for the right cut

 

[Cymru6969]

Oh, I think I could be quite the slut
I'll pimp you out for the right cut
20 percent, mate
Just book me each date
I'll decide who goes up me butt

 

[LoveToLurk]

She loved her nipples pinched and sucked

 

[AbsintheFather]

She loved her nipples pinched and sucked
In kinky way that she had to instruct


Why'd everyone go and leaving Cy here to play with himself?

 

[sweetsauce]

She loved her nipples pinched and sucked
In kinky way that she had to instruct
She pumped them red

 

[weespanner]

She loved her nipples pinched and sucked
In kinky ways that she had to instruct
She pumped them red
As her thighs spread

 

[Bluespark]

She loved her nipples pinched and sucked
In kinky ways that she had to instruct
She pumped them red
As her thighs spread
And soon she was royally fucked

 

[weespanner]

Does that mean she was fucked by the king?

 

[weespanner]

Does that mean she was fucked by the king?
Or maybe he showed her his 'thing'?
She liked his crown
So she knelt down
For a taste of his ding-a liing

 

[Cymru6969]

Anarchy reigns in limericks

 

[cliteatingman]

Anarchy reigns in limericks
Much like group sex with five dicks

 

[LoveToLurk]

Anarchy reigns in limericks
Much like group sex with five dicks
Weespanner has taken over for Jett

 

[travelmate2002]

Anarchy reigns in limericks
Much like group sex with five dicks
Weespanner has taken over for Jett
and looks pretty much set

 

[sweetsauce]

Anarchy reigns in limericks
Much like group sex with five dicks
Weespanner has taken over for Jett
and looks pretty much set
To satisfy all with her tricks!

 

[TwoShades]

There once was a man from The Hague

 

[weespanner]

There once was a man from The Hague
Who looked very like Daniel Craig *swoon*

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a man from The Hague
Who looked very like Daniel Craig *swoon*
His political thrust

 

[TwoShades]

There once was a man from The Hague
Who looked very like Daniel Craig *swoon*
His political thrust
At first seemed unjust

 

[weespanner]

There once was a man from The Hague
Who looked very like Daniel Craig
His political thrust
At first seemed unjust
Cos his agenda was a bit vague

 

[Cymru6969]

Someone's fond of the blonde Bond

 

[sweetsauce]

Someone's fond of the blonde Bond
Imagine him only covered with a frond

 

[Cymru6969]

Someone's fond of the blonde Bond
Imagine him only covered with a frond
But Pussy Galore

 

[sweetsauce]

Someone's fond of the blonde Bond
Imagine him only covered with a frond
But Pussy Galore
Was just so much more...