Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Someone's fond of the blonde Bond
Imagine him only covered with a frond
But Pussy Galore
Was just so much more...
When impaled upon his large wand

 

[sweetsauce]

great job!

 

[Cymru6969]

great job!

Yay team!

 

[sweetsauce]

Oh Cymru, he yelled out "yay team!"

 

[Cymru6969]

Oh Cymru, he yelled out "yay team!"
He's in his cups, so it would seem

 

[sweetsauce]

Oh Cymru, he yelled out "yay team!"
He's in his cups, so it would seem
In a drunken mood

 

[Cymru6969]

Oh Cymru, he yelled out "yay team!"
He's in his cups, so it would seem
In a drunken mood
He can get right rude

 

[sweetsauce]

Oh Cymru, he yelled out "yay team!"
He's in his cups, so it would seem
In a drunken mood
He can get right rude
But Lord he can make you cream!

 

[LoveToLurk]

I love the clever wits on lit!

 

[sweetsauce]

I love the clever wits on lit!
With words and sex they do their bit

 

[Cymru6969]

I love the clever wits on lit!
With words and sex they do their bit
Erections and laughs

 

[hotternow]

I love the clever wits on lit!
With words and sex they do their bit
Erections and laughs
Sometimes there's gaffs

 

[Cymru6969]

I love the clever wits on lit!
With words and sex they do their bit
Erections and laughs
Sometimes there's gaffs
And one even showed me a tit!!

 

[TomBoner]

She smiled as she exposed her breast

 

[hotternow]

She smiled as she exposed her breast
He knew that it wasn't in jest

 

[TomBoner]

She smiled as she exposed her breast
He knew that it wasn't in jest
His cock started to grow

 

[Cymru6969]

She smiled as she exposed her breast
He knew that it wasn't in jest
His cock started to grow
And her juices to flow

 

[hotternow]

She smiled as she exposed her breast
He knew that it wasn't in jest
His cock started to grow
And her juices to flow
Of course, we all know the rest!

 

[TomBoner]

Just as they started to fuck ...

 

[sweetsauce]

Just as they started to fuck ...
You know it. they ran out of luck!

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Just as they started to fuck ...
You know it. they ran out of luck!
He went limp as a rag

 

[hotternow]

Just as they started to fuck ...
You know it. they ran out of luck!
He went limp as a rag
She started to gag

 

[Cymru6969]

Just as they started to fuck ...
You know it. they ran out of luck!
He went limp as a rag
She started to gag
Regurgitated roast duck

 

[Cymru6969]

Mr. Evans likes to grab balls

 

[hotternow]

Mr. Evans likes to grab balls
The girlies, they bounce off the walls