Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Mr. Evans likes to grab balls
The girlies, they bounce off the walls
He prefers young boys

 

[TomBoner]

Regurgitated roast duck ?!?!?

Mr. Evans likes to grab balls
The girlies, they bounce off the walls
He prefers young boys
With their smallish toys

 

[Cymru6969]

Mr. Evans likes to grab balls
The girlies, they bounce off the walls
He prefers young boys
With their smallish toys
Preferably in bathroom stalls

 

[TomBoner]

But one day he got caught

 

[weespanner]

But one day he got caught
With his dick in somebody's 'bot'

 

[TomBoner]

But one day he got caught
With his dick in somebody's 'bot'
Just fucking away ...

 

[weespanner]

But one day he got caught
With his dick in somebody's 'bot'
Just fucking away ...
On public display

 

[HellBenttoo]

But one day he got caught
With his dick in somebody's 'bot'
Just fucking away ...
On public display
publicity like this can't be bought.

 

[jameslewis]

It started with a meeting on Lit

 

[weespanner]

It started with a meeting on Lit
Where she told him she'd love to submit

 

[kedsnbourbon]

It started with a meeting on Lit
Where she told him she'd love to submit
A fine gift indeed

 

[jameslewis]

It started with a meeting on Lit
Where she told him she'd love to submit
A fine gift indeed

in his moment of need

 

[weespanner]

It started with a meeting on Lit
Where she told him she'd love to submit
A fine gift indeed
in his moment of need
He watched as she fingered her clit

 

[HellBenttoo]

Her orgasm caused her to blush

 

[jameslewis]

blood moved to her clit in a rush

 

[HellBenttoo]

Her orgasm caused her to blush
Blood moved to her clit in a rush
her eyes flutter closed

 

[weespanner]

Her orgasm caused her to blush
Blood moved to her clit in a rush
her eyes flutter closed
No longer composed

 

[jameslewis]

and a scream she could no longer hush.

 

[Cymru6969]

Let's start a Wiki Lit! Who's in?!

 

[weespanner]

Let's start a Wiki Lit! Who's in?!
Call it 'Liki' and I think you'll win!

 

[Cymru6969]

Let's start a Wiki Lit! Who's in?!
Call it 'Liki' and I think you'll win!
Open source blow jobs

 

[weespanner]

Let's start a Wiki Lit! Who's in?!
Call it 'Liki' and I think you'll win!
Open source blow jobs
For unattended knobs

 

[TwoShades]

Let's start a Wiki Lit! Who's in?!
Call it 'Liki' and I think you'll win!
Open source blow jobs
For unattended knobs
And for the winner a bottle of gin!

 

[Cymru6969]

Your martini: vodka or gin?

 

[weespanner]

Your martini: vodka or gin?
I'll take the one that makes you sin