Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Your martini: vodka or gin?
I'll take the one that makes you sin
On second thoughts, make it a double

 

[Cymru6969]

Your martini: vodka or gin?
I'll take the one that makes you sin
On second thoughts, make it a double
I'm looking for trouble

 

[AbsintheFather]

Your martini: vodka or gin?
I'll take the one that makes you sin
On second thoughts, make it a double
I'm looking for trouble
Am I seeing double, or is that your twin?

 

[AbsintheFather]

It is time to raise our glasses

 

[HellBenttoo]

It is time to raise our glasses
to legs and boobs and lips and asses

 

[weespanner]

It is time to raise our glasses
to legs and boobs and lips and asses
Let's not forget dicks
And packs that are six
Cos we need something for the lasses!


sorry, couldn't resist

 

[AbsintheFather]

sorry, couldn't resist

She's naughty and won't follow rules

 

[HellBenttoo]

She's naughty and won't follow rules
'though we send her to various schools

 

[AbsintheFather]

She's naughty and won't follow rules
'though we send her to various schools
Behaves like a brat

 

[HellBenttoo]

She's naughty and won't follow rules
'though we send her to various schools
Behaves like a brat
we cannot have that

 

[weespanner]

She's naughty and won't follow rules
'though we send her to various schools
Behaves like a brat
Thanks a bunch for that!

 

[HellBenttoo]

She's naughty and won't follow rules
'though we send her to various schools
Behaves like a brat
Thanks a bunch for that!
"You're welcome." tipping our hat.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She's naughty and won't follow rules
'though we send her to various schools
Behaves like a brat
Thanks a bunch for that!
Flashes her boobs, so everyone drools

 

[mamasota]

Look at the size of k-bourbon's shoes!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Look at the size of k-bourbon's shoes!
When they're that big, they are hard to lose.

 

[mamasota]

Look at the size of k-bourbon's shoes!
When they're that big, they are hard to lose.
What I really was thinking

 

[HellBenttoo]

Look at the size of k-bourbon's shoes!
When they're that big, they are hard to lose.
What I really was thinking
all wide-eyed, unblinking

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Look at the size of k-bourbon's shoes!
When they're that big, they are hard to lose.
What I really was thinking
Is about his big thing

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Look at the size of k-bourbon's shoes!
When they're that big, they are hard to lose.
What I really was thinking
all wide-eyed, unblinking
Best to dull my thoughts with a stiff shot of booze

 

[mamasota]

Look at the size of k-bourbon's shoes!
When they're that big, they are hard to lose.
What I really was thinking
all wide-eyed, unblinking
Now which of the two should I use.






*fine fun, keds & HB

 

[mamasota]

Look at the size of k-bourbon's shoes!
When they're that big, they are hard to lose.
What I really was thinking
Is about his big thing
And if he wanted to tighten my screws!




*once was not enough

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Look at the size of k-bourbon's shoes!
When they're that big, they are hard to lose.
What I really was thinking
Is about his big thing
And if he wanted to tighten my screws!

Good ending mama!


Once was not enough for the queen bee

 

[Cymru6969]

Once was not enough for the queen bee
If you want round two, please pick me

 

[sweetsauce]

Once was not enough for the queen bee
If you want round two, please pick me
A third is good

 

[Cymru6969]

Once was not enough for the queen bee
If you want round two, please pick me
A third is good
If you have wood