Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[sweetsauce]

Once was not enough for the queen bee
If you want round two, please pick me
A third is good
If you have wood
And more makes her go whoopiee!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a horny man named Tuck

 

[mamasota]

There once was a horny man named Tuck
Who it seems was down on his luck

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a horny man named Tuck
Who it seems was down on his luck
try as he might

 

[weespanner]

There once was a horny man named Tuck
Who it seems was down on his luck
try as he might
She was awfully tight

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a horny man named Tuck
Who it seems was down on his luck
try as he might
She was awfully tight
Now Tuck is stuck in a fuck.

 

[HellBenttoo]

Mary lost her vagina one night

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Mary lost her vagina one night
Purloined while she was out like a light

 

[HellBenttoo]

Mary lost her vagina one night
Purloined while she was out like a light
She searched high and low

 

[weespanner]

Mary lost her vagina one night
Purloined while she was out like a light
She awoke with a frown

 

[weespanner]

Mary lost her vagina one night
Purloined while she was out like a light
She searched high and low
Then called her friend Joe

 

[HellBenttoo]

Mary lost her vagina one night
Purloined while she was out like a light
She awoke with a frown
And peered under her gown

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Mary lost her vagina one night
Purloined while she was out like a light
She awoke with a frown
And peered under her gown
And said, "Now that is a terrible sight!"

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Mary lost her vagina one night
Purloined while she was out like a light
She searched high and low
Then called her friend Joe
"It's okay, you were always too tight."

 

[weespanner]

I think bourbon enhances your wit

 

[HellBenttoo]

I think bourbon enhances your wit
Don't bogart it, give us a hit

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I think bourbon enhances your wit

TY Wee.

Is that meant to be an opening line?

If so...

I think bourbon enhances your wit
I'm not drinking, not one little bit

 

[weespanner]

I think bourbon enhances your wit
Don't bogart it, give us a hit
Share and share alike





I think bourbon enhances your wit
I'm not drinking, not one little bit
But we would like some

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I think bourbon enhances your wit
Don't bogart it, give us a hit
Share and share alike
Don't drink and ride your bike




I think bourbon enhances your wit
I'm not drinking, not one little bit
But we would like some
It urges us to cum

 

[weespanner]

I think bourbon enhances your wit
Don't bogart it, give us a hit
Share and share alike
Don't drink and ride your bike
Or you may well skid in some shit



I think bourbon enhances your wit
I'm not drinking, not one little bit
But we would like some
It urges us to cum
And works best when licked from a tit

 

[Cymru6969]

I think bourbon enhances your wit
Don't bogart it, give us a hit
Share and share alike
Don't drink and ride your bike
Or you may well skid in some shit



I think bourbon enhances your wit
I'm not drinking, not one little bit
But we would like some
It urges us to cum
And works best when licked from a tit

That's worthy of a Lit Victoria Cross

 

[Cymru6969]

Shall the Scots rule themselves at last?

 

[weespanner]

Shall the Scots rule themselves at last?
The party's gonna be a blast!

 

[TwoShades]

Shall the Scots rule themselves at last?
The party's gonna be a blast!
Wine, women and song

 

[weespanner]

Shall the Scots rule themselves at last?
The party's gonna be a blast!
Wine, women and song
I'll wear my tartan thong