Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TwoShades]

Shall the Scots rule themselves at last?
The party's gonna be a blast!
Wine, women and song
I'll wear my tartan thong
And my cock will resemble a mast!

 

[TwoShades]

The weekend came on all of a sudden

 

[weespanner]

The weekend came on all of a sudden
Here's hoping it won't be a dud one!

 

[Cymru6969]

The weekend came on all of a sudden
Here's hoping it won't be a dud one!
It's all up to you

 

[weespanner]

The weekend came on all of a sudden
Here's hoping it won't be a dud one!
It's all up to you
Think I'll have a screw

 

[Cymru6969]

The weekend came on all of a sudden
Here's hoping it won't be a dud one!
It's all up to you
Think I'll have a screw
Then you'll need train fare to London

 

[availableslave2u]

st. patty's day is coming up,

 

[WetBiMoose]

St patty's day is coming up
With lots of green beer in my cup

 

[sweetsauce]

St patty's day is coming up
With lots of green beer in my cup
Leprechauns and rainbows too

 

[mamasota]

St patty's day is coming up
With lots of green beer in my cup
Leprechauns and rainbows too
Kiss my Blarney Stone, won't you

 

[WetBiMoose]

St patty's day is coming up
With lots of green beer in my cup
Leprechauns and rainbows too
Kiss my Blarney Stone, won't you
And cum be Irish with me you young pup!

 

[Cymru6969]

Vladimir Putin, Czar of Shite

 

[weespanner]

Vladimir Putin, Czar of Shite
That's the official title, right?

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Vladimir Putin, Czar of Shite
That's the official title, right?
He thrusted himself into the Ukraine

 

[weespanner]

Vladimir Putin, Czar of Shite
That's the official title, right?
He thrusted himself into the Ukraine
And shagged Shania Twain

 

[HellBenttoo]

Vladimir Putin, Czar of Shite
That's the official title, right?
He thrusted himself into the Ukraine
And shagged Shania Twain
Blustering to left and to right.

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Monday is coming, she said with a sigh!

 

[HellBenttoo]

Monday is coming, she said with a sigh!
"My name isn't Monday." he let out a cry

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Monday is coming, she said with a sigh!
"My name isn't Monday." he let out a cry
So off came her clothes

 

[HellBenttoo]

Monday is coming, she said with a sigh!
"My name isn't Monday." he let out a cry
So off came her clothes
And out popped his hose

 

[Lia Monde]

Monday is coming, she said with a sigh!
"My name isn't Monday." he let out a cry
So off came her clothes
And out popped his hose
And she forgot about the day, thereby.

 

[Lia Monde]

The Irish elf played with her clover

 

[HellBenttoo]

The Irish elf played with her clover
Until she was tingling all over

 

[wombat9966]

The Irish elf played with her clover
Till he told her to bend over

 

[Lia Monde]

The Irish elf played with her clover
Until she was tingling all over
They downed a whiskey




The Irish elf played with her clover
Till he told her to bend over
He grabbed her red hair