Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

The Irish elf played with her clover
Until she was tingling all over
They downed a whiskey
Then got a bit frisky



The Irish elf played with her clover
Till he told her to bend over
He grabbed her red hair
Up top or 'down there'?

 

[travelmate2002]

The Irish elf played with her clover
Until she was tingling all over
They downed a whiskey
Then got a bit frisky
and f*cked all the way till Dover.




The Irish elf played with her clover
Till he told her to bend over
He grabbed her red hair
Up top or 'down there'?
either way he would need a lawn mower!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was an old man named Patrick

 

[weespanner]

There was an old man named Patrick
With three girls he once scored a hattrick

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was an old man named Patrick
With three girls he once scored a hattrick
A saint he was not

 

[weespanner]

There was an old man named Patrick
With three girls he once scored a hattrick
He was not a saint
Made two of them faint

 

[sweetsauce]

There was an old man named Patrick
With three girls he once scored a hattrick
He was not a saint
He made them all faint

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was an old man named Patrick
With three girls he once scored a hattrick
He was not a saint
He made them all faint

When he pulled out his 10 inch dick

There was an old man named Patrick
With three girls he once scored a hattrick
He was not a saint
Made two of them faint

When he pulled out his 10 inch dick

Oh, nasty minds think alike

 

[sweetsauce]

^5 wee! ked you finished us both off with your 10", you only need one more for the lymerick to be true!!

 

[weespanner]

Oh, nasty minds think alike

Great nasty minds, you mean! (high 5, Sweets! )

I think one should have a different ending

There was an old man named Patrick
With three girls he once scored a hattrick
He was not a saint
He made them all faint
By using his great big fat prick

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Great nasty minds, you mean! (high 5, Sweets! )

I think one should have a different ending

There was an old man named Patrick
With three girls he once scored a hattrick
He was not a saint
He made them all faint
By using his great big fat prick

*yes, spanner that does seem to click.
and sauce, I think the two of you are more than satisfactory.

 

[mamasota]

There was an old man named Patrick
With three girls he once scored a hattrick
A saint he was not
Have you seen what he's got?
10 inches x 4 inches thick




*it's all keds' fault

 

[sweetsauce]

Mama hugs here's the third lovely for you ked <grin>

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Mama hugs here's the third lovely for you ked <grin>

Oh my, now I'm in trouble... in the most pleasant of ways.
Gotta run for a bit. You three have fun without me.

 

[HellBenttoo]

Keds retreats like the wisest of men

 

[sweetsauce]

Keds retreats like the wisest of men
Outnumbered? Do you think then?

 

[HellBenttoo]

Keds retreats like the wisest of men
Outnumbered? Do you think then?
Surrounded, I think he was

 

[mamasota]

Keds retreats like the wisest of men
Outnumbered? Do you think then?
Well, he won't come up short

 

[HellBenttoo]

Keds retreats like the wisest of men
Outnumbered? Do you think then?
Well, he won't come up short
With his witty retort

 

[sweetsauce]

Keds retreats like the wisest of men
Outnumbered? Do you think then?
Well, he won't come up short
With his witty retort
Especially with his perfect 10!

 

[mamasota]

I like that ^ there!!

Mama hugs here's the third lovely for you ked <grin>

TY, saucey, things just flow so nicely, sometimes and cheers to you and weespanner

 

[Cymru6969]

Searching for a rainbow and pot

 

[sweetsauce]

Searching for a rainbow and pot
I know I like both quite a lot!

 

[Cymru6969]

Searching for a rainbow and pot
I know I like both quite a lot!
A wish and a puff

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Searching for a rainbow and pot
I know I like both quite a lot!
A wish and a puff
Both magical stuff