Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

Searching for a rainbow and pot
I know I like both quite a lot!
A wish and a puff
Both magical stuff
Making my haggis quite hot!








Searching for a rainbow and pot
I know I like both quite a lot!
A wish and a puff
I just can't get enough

 

[sweetsauce]

Searching for a rainbow and pot
I know I like both quite a lot!
A wish and a puff
Both magical stuff

Searching for a rainbow and pot
I know I like both quite a lot!
A wish and a puff
Both magical stuff
And herbs make me really quite hot!

 

[Cymru6969]

Searching for a rainbow and pot
I know I like both quite a lot!
A wish and a puff
I just can't get enough
Now take off that bra, sexy Scot!!

 

[mamasota]

Searching for a rainbow and pot
I know I like both quite a lot!
A wish and a puff
And some strokes from McDuff
Who knows how to hit my sweet spot!





LOL that's some pot!

 

[Cymru6969]

Weed, women and song. Join in now!!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Weed, women and song. Join in now!!
Kick back 'n chill. Take a big hit... wow!

 

[Fractured_Soul]

Weed, women and song. Join in now!!
Kick back 'n chill. Take a big hit... wow!
As high as a kite

 

[Cymru6969]

Weed, women and song. Join in now!!
Kick back 'n chill. Take a big hit... wow!
As high as a kite
Her pussy clenched tight

 

[weespanner]

Weed, women and song. Join in now!!
Kick back 'n chill. Take a big hit... wow!
As high as a kite
Her pussy clenched tight
..around the end of a spliff - that's some Frau!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

In poetry she was quite skilled

 

[Cymru6969]

Weed, women and song. Join in now!!
Kick back 'n chill. Take a big hit... wow!
As high as a kite
Her pussy clenched tight
..around the end of a spliff - that's some Frau!

I think I peed my pants!!

In poetry she was quite skilled
She formed The Limericks Guild

 

[weespanner]

In poetry she was quite skilled
She formed The Limericks Guild
Whenever they met

 

[kedsnbourbon]

In poetry she was quite skilled
She formed The Limericks Guild
Whenever they met
She'd become quite wet

 

[Cymru6969]

In poetry she was quite skilled
She formed The Limericks Guild
Whenever they met
She'd become quite wet
Write five lines and then she gets drilled

 

[weespanner]

In poetry she was quite skilled
She formed The Limericks Guild
Whenever they met
She'd become quite wet
Cos rhyming rude words left her thrilled

 

[Cymru6969]

That's not all that will float her boat

 

[weespanner]

That's not all that will float her boat
I've heard that she likes to deep throat

 

[Cymru6969]

That's not all that will float her boat
I've heard that she likes to deep throat
No man is too large

 

[weespanner]

That's not all that will float her boat
I've heard that she likes to deep throat
No man is too large
And for no extra charge

 

[Cymru6969]

That's not all that will float her boat
I've heard that she likes to deep throat
No man is too large
And for no extra charge
A rim job, plus a free book tote!

 

[weespanner]

That's not all that will float her boat
I've heard that she likes to deep throat
No man is too large
And for no extra charge
A rim job, plus a free book tote!

or

That's not all that will float her boat
I've heard that she likes to deep throat
No man is too large
And for no extra charge
Her tonsils could use a cream coat

 

[Cymru6969]

or

That's not all that will float her boat
I've heard that she likes to deep throat
No man is too large
And for no extra charge
Her tonsils could use a cream coat

*quite golf applause*

His cum hit her uvula hard

 

[weespanner]

His cum hit her uvula hard
And left her permanently scarred

 

[Cymru6969]

His cum hit her uvula hard
And left her permanently scarred
She'd deepthroat no more

 

[weespanner]

His cum hit her uvula hard
And left her permanently scarred
She'd deepthroat no more
But at night she would snore