Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Fractured_Soul]

His cum hit her uvula hard
And left her permanently scarred
She'd deepthroat no more
But at night she would snore
So he stayed up reading the Bard.

 

[Cymru6969]

His cum hit her uvula hard
And left her permanently scarred
She'd deepthroat no more
But at night she would snore
Like a soldier in the Old Guard

 

[mamasota]

Did something rise to meet our Coleen?

 

[Midnight_Man]

Did something rise to meet our Coleen?
Yep, the biggest cock she'd ever seen!

 

[Fractured_Soul]

Did something rise to meet our Coleen?
Yep, the biggest cock she'd ever seen!
A meter long dong

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Did something rise to meet our Coleen?
Yep, the biggest cock she'd ever seen!
A meter long dong
Pushed aside her thong

 

[weespanner]

Did something rise to meet our Coleen?
Yep, the biggest cock she'd ever seen!
A meter long dong
Pushed aside her thong
And started to tickle her bean

 

[HellBenttoo]

His penis was large as a bat

 

[kedsnbourbon]

His penis was large as a bat
She cried, "It's too big," as on it she sat

 

[HellBenttoo]

His penis was large as a bat
She cried, "It's too big," as on it she sat
Butt took it, she did

 

[weespanner]

His penis was large as a bat
She cried, "It's too big," as on it she sat
Butt took it, she did
(She'd had more than one kid)

 

[mamasota]

His penis was large as a bat
She cried, "It's too big," as on it she sat
Butt took it, she did
In her crack deep he slid

 

[Cymru6969]

His penis was large as a bat
She cried, "It's too big," as on it she sat
Butt took it, she did
For only five quid

 

[HellBenttoo]

His penis was large as a bat
She cried, "It's too big," as on it she sat
Butt took it, she did
(She'd had more than one kid)
now peter has an ass hat

 

[weespanner]

We're like buses!...none appear then it's 3 at once!



His penis was large as a bat
She cried, "It's too big," as on it she sat
Butt took it, she did
In her crack deep he slid
It won't be long 'fore we hear *splat!*



His penis was large as a bat
She cried, "It's too big," as on it she sat
Butt took it, she did
For only five quid
Which is cheap at that price, I'll say that!

 

[mamasota]

Weespanner, I always ride buses

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner, I always ride buses
So do I, public transport has plusses!

 

[mamasota]

Weespanner, I always ride buses
So do I, public transport has plusses!
Experienced drivers are best

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Weespanner, I always ride buses
So do I, public transport has plusses!
Experienced drivers are best
They don't fail when put to the test

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner, I always ride buses
So do I, public transport has plusses!
Experienced drivers are best
They don't fail when put to the test
And don't charge when we wear heels and sussies

 

[HellBenttoo]

She smiled as she pulled up her skirt

 

[Lia Monde]

She smiled as she pulled up her skirt
It was her way to obviously flirt

 

[cliteatingman]

She smiled as she pulled up her skirt
It was her way to obviously flirt
So he pulled down his fly

 

[Lia Monde]

She smiled as she pulled up her skirt
It was her way to obviously flirt
So he pulled down his fly
She kissed his taut thigh

 

[cliteatingman]

She smiled as she pulled up her skirt
It was her way to obviously flirt
So he pulled down his fly
She kissed his taut thigh
Then he fucked her throat until it hurt