Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Lia Monde]

Slutty Sue had her own March Madness

 

[cliteatingman]

Slutty Sue had her own March Madness
Her brackets took three cocks at a time with much gladness

 

[HellBenttoo]

Slutty Sue had her own March Madness
Her brackets took three cocks at a time with much gladness
They'd dribble and shoot

 

[cliteatingman]

Slutty Sue had her own March Madness
Her brackets took three cocks at a time with much gladness
They'd dribble and shoot
'til she gave them the boot

 

[sweetsauce]

Slutty Sue had her own March Madness
Her brackets took three cocks at a time with much gladness
They'd dribble and shoot
'til she gave them the boot
She reached the end of the line with much sadness!

 

[sweetsauce]

The bombshell he dropped was a good one..

 

[weespanner]

The bombshell he dropped was a good one..
He'd fallen in love with a nude nun

'morning Sweets!

 

[HellBenttoo]

The bombshell he dropped was a good one..
He'd fallen in love with a nude nun
She had a bad habit

 

[sweetsauce]

The bombshell he dropped was a good one..
He'd fallen in love with a nude nun
She had a bad habit
Which made her quite rabid

Morning hugs wee

 

[weespanner]

The bombshell he dropped was a good one..
He'd fallen in love with a nude nun
She had a bad habit
Which made her quite rabid
So she thought of nothing but rude fun

 

[saltysol]

There once was a plumber named Vic

 

[weespanner]

There once was a plumber named Vic
Who had an unusual dick

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a plumber named Vic
Who had an unusual dick
It had stars and stripes

 

[weespanner]

There once was a plumber named Vic
Who had an unusual dick
It had stars and stripes
And looked like bagpipes

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a plumber named Vic
Who had an unusual dick
It had stars and stripes
And looked like bagpipes
Blow it or lick it, take your pick

 

[kedsnbourbon]

At limericks she was quite good

 

[mamasota]

At limericks she was quite good
But sometimes she was misunderstood

 

[kedsnbourbon]

At limericks she was quite good
But sometimes she was misunderstood
A word here or there

 

[availableslave2u]

At limericks she was quite good
But sometimes she was misunderstood
A word here or there
made it appear she did not care

 

[travelmate2002]

At limericks she was quite good
But sometimes she was misunderstood
A word here or there
made it appear she did not care
but the lim'ricks sounded as they should.

 

[Lia Monde]

Every Spring, Ann would blossom and bloom

 

[availableslave2u]

Every Spring, Ann would blossom and bloom
she's shake away the winter doom

 

[tiny_tits]

Every Spring, Ann would blossom and bloom
she's shake away the winter doom
Much to the delight of the men in her life

 

[saltysol]

Every Spring, Ann would blossom and bloom
she's shake away the winter doom
Much to the delight of the men in her life
Who wanted to make her their wife

 

[BradBigBrain]

Every Spring, Ann would blossom and bloom
she's shake away the winter doom
Much to the delight of the men in her life
Who wanted to make her their wife
She wanted to make each and every last one of them who wanted to make her his wife be her groom