Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[saltysol]

In the mornings Sam's hard-on would grumble...

 

[BradBigBrain]

In the mornings Sam's hard-on would grumble...
"I'm so small...it's ever so humble."

 

[GauchoMan]

In the mornings Sam's hard-on would grumble...
"I'm so small...it's ever so humble."
A massage would do wonders - it would be so good

 

[BradBigBrain]

In the mornings Sam's hard-on would grumble...
"I'm so small...it's ever humble
it would be so good
To massage my wood

 

[Cymru6969]

In the mornings Sam's hard-on would grumble...
"I'm so small...it's ever humble
it would be so good
To massage my wood
Damned it, wife! Give it a fumble!

 

[HellBenttoo]

She went for a walk by the ocean

 

[AbsintheFather]

She went for a walk by the ocean
And thought of the water bed's motion

 

[HellBenttoo]

She went for a walk by the ocean
And thought of the water bed's motion
The way that the bed

 

[Cymru6969]

She went for a walk by the ocean
And thought of the water bed's motion
The way that the bed
Jiggled as she said,

 

[hotternow]

She went for a walk by the ocean
And thought of the water bed's motion
The way that the bed
Jiggled as she said,
She envisioned herself covered in lotion.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

satin sheets, candlelight, and wine

 

[weespanner]

satin sheets, candlelight, and wine
sounds fantastic! your bed or mine?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

satin sheets, candlelight, and wine
sounds fantastic! your bed or mine?
Mine, see you at eight?

 

[weespanner]

satin sheets, candlelight, and wine
sounds fantastic! your bed or mine?
Mine, see you at eight?
I can hardly wait!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

satin sheets, candlelight, and wine.
sounds fantastic! your bed or mine?
Mine, see you at eight?
I can hardly wait!
We'll be fucking by half-past-nine.

 

[Cymru6969]

Why wait ninety minutes?! Fuck now!

 

[weespanner]

Why wait ninety minutes?! Fuck now!
Cos it rhymed much better, that's how

 

[Cymru6969]

Why wait ninety minutes?! Fuck now!
Cos it rhymed much better, that's how
Orgasms trump rhymes

 

[weespanner]

Why wait ninety minutes?! Fuck now!
Cos it rhymed much better, that's how
Orgasms trump rhymes
Yep! multiple times!

 

[Cymru6969]

Why wait ninety minutes?! Fuck now!
Cos it rhymed much better, that's how
Orgasms trump rhymes
Yep! multiple times!
We fuck like sheer poetry. Wow!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Foreplay is best at a slow pace

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Foreplay is best at a slow pace
Why do you thing it's a race?

 

[HellBenttoo]

Foreplay is best at a slow pace
Why do you thing it's a race?
Just take your time

 

[Cymru6969]

Foreplay is best at a slow pace
Why do you think it's a race?
Just take your time
Hell, play the back nine!

 

[Lia Monde]

Foreplay is best at a slow pace
Why do you think it's a race?
Just take your time
Hell, play the back nine!
It will bring more joy to your face.