Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Appetizer, main course, dessert

 

[weespanner]

Appetizer, main course, dessert
And espresso to keep us alert

 

[saltysol]

Appetizer, main course, dessert
And espresso to keep us alert
Then I'll nibble your ear

 

[weespanner]

Appetizer, main course, dessert
And espresso to keep us alert
Then I'll nibble your ear
What? Now I can't hear!

 

[saltysol]

Appetizer, main course, dessert
And espresso to keep us alert
Then I'll nibble your ear
What? Now I can't hear!
And so I went down in mid-flirt.

 

[weespanner]

aaawww!


I think saltysol needs a hug

 

[saltysol]

aaawww!


I think saltysol needs a hug

;-) No worries... anything for a good rhyme!

however...I wouldn't turn down a hug from you sweetie

 

[Mockingjay]

I think saltysol needs a hug
More than a kiss from a slug

 

[weespanner]

I think saltysol needs a hug
More than a kiss from a slug
Eeww! I don't fancy that!

 

[saltysol]

I think saltysol needs a hug
More than a kiss from a slug
Eeww! I don't fancy that!
He said as he spat

 

[Mockingjay]

I think saltysol needs a hug
More than a kiss from a slug
Eeww! I don't fancy that!
He said as he spat
And became a bug!

 

[weespanner]

I think saltysol needs a hug
More than a kiss from a slug
Eeww! I don't fancy that!
He said as he spat
...out the piece that he'd chewed off my lug!

 

[Cymru6969]

She flung his cum from her cupped hand

 

[saltysol]

She flung his cum from her cupped hand
In a gesture decidedly grand

 

[AbsintheFather]

She flung his cum from her cupped hand
In a gesture decidedly grand
It stuck to the wall

 

[Cymru6969]

She flung his cum from her cupped hand
In a gesture decidedly grand
It stuck to the wall
Of the shopping mall

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She flung his cum from her cupped hand
In a gesture decidedly grand
It stuck to the wall
Of the shopping mall
And she licked the rest from his gland

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

The batteries in her vibrator had died

 

[weespanner]

The batteries in her vibrator had died
So she jogged to a store that supplied

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

The batteries in her vibrator had died
So she jogged to a store that supplied
The clerk he was so helpful

 

[Cymru6969]

The batteries in her vibrator had died
So she jogged to a store that supplied
The clerk he was so helpful
And not the least bit bashful

 

[Shadowmist99]

The batteries in her vibrator had died
So she jogged to a store that supplied
The clerk he was so helpful
And not the least bit bashful
He soon took the place of her vibe

 

[LoveToLurk]

A smart girl buys batteries in bulk

 

[saltysol]

A smart girl buys batteries in bulk
So there's never a reason to sulk

 

[texou]

A smart girl buys batteries in bulk
So there's never a reason to sulk
Like the energizer bunny