Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

So Rudolph told Santa he quit
Cuz the other reindeers wouldn't offer their clit
When Vixen and Blitzen protested

 

[weespanner]

So Rudolph told Santa he quit
Cuz the other reindeers wouldn't offer their clit
When Vixen and Blitzen protested
Santa suggested

 

[AbsintheFather]

So Rudolph told Santa he quit
Cuz the other reindeers wouldn't offer their clit
When Vixen and Blitzen protested
Santa suggested
He take a lick of Mrs. Claus' slit

 

[subdued_passion]

So Rudolph told Santa he quit
Cuz the other reindeers wouldn't offer their clit
When Vixen and Blitzen protested
Santa suggested
He take a lick of Mrs. Claus' slit

Is Mrs Claus naughty or nice,

 

[AbsintheFather]

Is Mrs Claus naughty or nice ?
Ask the elves she's trying to entice

 

[weespanner]

Is Mrs Claus naughty or nice ?
Ask the elves she's trying to entice
Some said 'She's hot!'

 

[travelmate2002]

Is Mrs Claus naughty or nice ?
Ask the elves she's trying to entice
Some said 'She's hot!'
especially her beauty spot

 

[AbsintheFather]

Is Mrs Claus naughty or nice ?
Ask the elves she's trying to entice
Some said 'She's hot!'
especially her beauty spot
On Christmas she does each of them twice

 

[AbsintheFather]

For an elf, he was very well endowed

 

[Kinkster101]

For an elf, he was very well endowed
When he opened his trench coat, victims were wowed

 

[weespanner]

For an elf, he was very well endowed
When he opened his trench coat, victims were wowed
His cock touched the floor

 

[PrurientProf]

For an elf, he was very well endowed
When he opened his trench coat, victims were wowed
His cock touched the floor
Then it opened the door

 

[weespanner]

For an elf, he was very well endowed
When he opened his trench coat, victims were wowed
His cock touched the floor
Then it opened the door
So heavy his poor legs were bowed

 

[PrurientProf]

When spreading holiday cheer

 

[weespanner]

When spreading holiday cheer
Make sure you wear something sheer

 

[PrurientProf]

When spreading holiday cheer
Make sure you wear something sheer
You'll provide a great view

 

[weespanner]

When spreading holiday cheer
Make sure you wear something sheer
You'll provide a great view
If your outfit's see-through

 

[PrurientProf]

When spreading holiday cheer
Make sure you wear something sheer
You'll provide a great view
If your outfit's see-through
And garner yourself many a leer

 

[weespanner]

When spreading holiday cheer
Make sure you wear something sheer
You'll provide a great view
If your outfit's see-through
And garner yourself many a leer

ha! well done PP! or if we want to keep up the transparent puns....

When spreading holiday cheer
Make sure you wear something sheer
You'll provide a great view
If your outfit's see-through
I think that's abundantly clear!

 

[PrurientProf]

ha! well done PP! or if we want to keep up the transparent puns....

When spreading holiday cheer
Make sure you wear something sheer
You'll provide a great view
If your outfit's see-through
I think that's abundantly clear!

Yours works nicely as well. A pleasure to collaborate

 

[weespanner]

The professor was easy to please

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The professor was easy to please
And his student was eager to tease

 

[weespanner]

The professor was easy to please
And his student was eager to tease
Her blouse was so tight

 

[cliteatingman]

The professor was easy to please
And his student was eager to tease
Her blouse was so tight
Her cleavage a sight

 

[weespanner]

The professor was easy to please
And his student was eager to tease
Her blouse was so tight
Her cleavage a sight
So he couldn't resist a quick squeeze