Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Mockingjay]

A smart girl buys batteries in bulk
So there's never a reason to sulk
Like the energizer bunny
Red, in the month of February

 

[TwoShades]

A smart girl buys batteries in bulk
So there's never a reason to sulk
Like the energizer bunny
Red, in the month of February
The next best thing to a real caulk.

 

[saltysol]

Her proctologist stood there in shock...

 

[weespanner]

Her proctologist stood there in shock...
While she found it quite hard to walk

 

[saltysol]

Her proctologist stood there in shock...
While she found it quite hard to walk
There was something so deep

 

[weespanner]

Her proctologist stood there in shock...
While she found it quite hard to walk
There was something so deep
Half the size of a sheep

 

[saltysol]

Her proctologist stood there in shock...
While she found it quite hard to walk
There was something so deep
Half the size of a sheep
From the Baa's he supposed the whole flock!

 

[weespanner]

well done!


At least her ass would not be cold

 

[saltysol]

back at ya

At least her ass would not be cold
the Doc reassuringly told

 

[weespanner]

At least her ass would not be cold
the Doc reassuringly told
Though the main set-back

 

[saltysol]

At least her ass would not be cold
the Doc reassuringly told
Though the main set-back
Was the Shepard named Jack

 

[weespanner]

At least her ass would not be cold
the Doc reassuringly told
Though the main set-back
Was the Shepard named Jack
Cos her ass was now sheepdog controlled!

high 5!

 

[saltysol]

Good Save!

Let's get away from these sheep!

 

[weespanner]

Let's get away from these sheep!
Cos counting them puts me to sleep

 

[saltysol]

Let's get away from these sheep!
Cos counting them puts me to sleep
Bo said to Miss Muffin

 

[weespanner]

Let's get away from these sheep!
Cos counting them puts me to sleep
Bo said to Miss Muffin
"You need a good stuffin'"

 

[saltysol]

Let's get away from these sheep!
Cos counting them puts me to sleep
Bo said to Miss Muffin
"You need a good stuffin'"
Here's a dildo you're welcome to keep!

That was fun...gotta fly

 

[weespanner]

Let's get away from these sheep!
Cos counting them puts me to sleep
Bo said to Miss Muffin
"You need a good stuffin'"
Here's a dildo you're welcome to keep!

or....

Let's get away from these sheep!
Cos counting them puts me to sleep
Bo said to Miss Muffin
"You need a good stuffin'"
And I'll watch cos I do love to Peep

 

[saltysol]

or....

Let's get away from these sheep!
Cos counting them puts me to sleep
Bo said to Miss Muffin
"You need a good stuffin'"
And I'll watch cos I do love to Peep

BRILLIANT!

 

[tiny_tits]

There was a girl from Hilton Head

 

[MausAss]

There was a girl from Hilton Head
Who kept taking men to bed

 

[Mockingjay]

There was a girl from Hilton Head
Who kept taking men to bed
While their wives are at work

 

[Adre]

There was a girl from Hilton Head
Whose photos were georgeous drop dead

 

[tiny_tits]

There was a girl from Hilton Head
Who kept taking men to bed
While their wives are at work
To their beds she would lurk

 

[Artfan2]

There was a girl from Hilton Head
Who kept taking men to bed
While their wives are at work
To their beds she would lurk
"Do you think I need to shave?"
She'd ask with a smirk