Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[MausAss]

There was a girl from Hilton Head
Who kept taking men to bed
While their wives are at work
To their beds she would lurk
After they slept her ass would be red

 

[Cymru6969]

There was a girl from Hilton Head
Whose photos were georgeous drop dead
Photoshopping works!

nice to see you again, Adre!


There was a girl from Hilton Head
Who kept taking men to bed
While their wives are at work
To their beds she would lurk
Her charms were described as "wide-spread"

 

[Mockingjay]

Jerry failed Math and History

 

[Cymru6969]

Jerry failed Math and History
Facts and figures? A mystery

 

[jameslewis]

Jerry failed Math and History
Facts and figures? A mystery
He needs a good tutor

 

[Cymru6969]

Jerry failed Math and History
Facts and figures? A mystery
He needs a good tutor
Homely or cuter?

 

[weespanner]

Jerry failed Math and History
Facts and figures? A mystery
He needs a good tutor
Homely or cuter?
He just hopes that she's not sisterly

 

[Cymru6969]

Nipples and cocks through clothing seen

 

[weespanner]

Nipples and cocks through clothing seen
Caused a scandal for the King and Queen

 

[Cymru6969]

Nipples and cocks through clothing seen
Caused a scandal for the King and Queen
Luckily for them

 

[weespanner]

Nipples and cocks through clothing seen
Caused a scandal for the King and Queen
Luckily for them
No one could condemn

 

[saltysol]

Nipples and cocks through clothing seen
Caused a scandal for the King and Queen
Luckily for them
No one could condemn
Their reign for being obscene

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Her body so sweaty after masturbating

 

[HellBenttoo]

Her body so sweaty after masturbating
He licked her clean without hesitating

 

[mamasota]

Her body so sweaty after masturbating
He licked her clean without hesitating
"Oh dear" she said, "you missed a spot"

 

[cliteatingman]

Her body so sweaty after masturbating
He licked her clean without hesitating
"Oh dear" she said, "you missed a spot"
So he licked her clit and she came a lot

 

[availableslave2u]

she woke up alone, hornier than hell

 

[travelmate2002]

she woke up alone, hornier than hell
that's when she heard the doorbell

 

[travelmate2002]

Her body so sweaty after masturbating
He licked her clean without hesitating
"Oh dear" she said, "you missed a spot"
So he licked her clit and she came a lot
then he did her again, no waiting!

 

[availableslave2u]

she woke up alone, hornier than hell
that's when she heard the doorbell
it was the ups man

 

[travelmate2002]

she woke up alone, hornier than hell
that's when she heard the doorbell
it was the ups man
who was her big fan

 

[saltysol]

she woke up alone, hornier than hell
that's when she heard the doorbell
it was the ups man
who was her big fan
he delivered, but boy, did he smell

 

[saltysol]

The tragedy of poor Aloysius...

 

[sweetsauce]

The tragedy of poor Aloysius...
Involved a hooker,some lube and a bus

 

[saltysol]

The tragedy of poor Aloysius...
Involved a hooker,some lube and a bus
As he lubed up her ass