Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Mockingjay]

The tragedy of poor Aloysius...
Involved a hooker,some lube and a bus
As he lubed up her ass
She was playing a double bass

 

[Cymru6969]

The tragedy of poor Aloysius...
Involved a hooker,some lube and a bus
As he lubed up her ass
She was playing a double bass
Ka-boom! Then he's hanging with Jesus

 

[mamasota]

Cym arrived at the Pearly Gates






*nice last line btw

 

[Cymru6969]

Cym arrived at the Pearly Gates
Much to the surprise of his mates


killing me off now, are we?






*nice last line btw [/QUOTE]

merci beaucoup!

 

[weespanner]

Cym arrived at the Pearly Gates
Much to the surprise of his mates
St Peter then said

 

[Mockingjay]

Cym arrived at the Pearly Gates
Much to the surprise of his mates
St Peter then said
"You died naked on bed-

 

[weespanner]

Cym arrived at the Pearly Gates
Much to the surprise of his mates
St Peter then said
"You died naked on bed-
I warned you all about blind dates!"

 

[saltysol]

While they fucked, their dog watched, bemused...

 

[weespanner]

While they fucked, their dog watched, bemused...
He'd heard 'boner' so he was confused

 

[saltysol]

While they fucked, their dog watched, bemused...
He'd heard 'boner' so he was confused
Now he sees master a-humping

 

[weespanner]

While they fucked, their dog watched, bemused...
He'd heard 'boner' so he was confused
Now he sees master a-humping
His tail started thumping

 

[Lia Monde]

While they fucked, their dog watched, bemused...
He'd heard 'boner' so he was confused
Now he sees master a-humping
His tail started thumping
He jumped on the bed and bit til they were bruised.

 

[Lia Monde]

The Princess slept in an ivory tower

 

[Mockingjay]

The Princess slept in an ivory tower
Princes are rare, oh, pity her flower!

 

[Cymru6969]

The Princess slept in an ivory tower
Princes are rare, oh, pity her flower!
A virgin she stayed

 

[sweetsauce]

The Princess slept in an ivory tower
Princes are rare, oh, pity her flower!
A virgin she stayed
But oh how she played

 

[Cymru6969]

The Princess slept in an ivory tower
Princes are rare, oh, pity her flower!
A virgin she stayed
But oh how she played
With her pussy...feel the power

 

[sweetsauce]

great job Welshie <giggle>

 

[Cymru6969]

great job Welshie <giggle>

Diolch

Join me in a pasty, won't you?

 

[weespanner]

Join me in a pasty, won't you?
I doubt there's enough room for two!

 

[Cymru6969]

Join me in a pasty, won't you?
I doubt there's enough room for two!
For you I'll make room

 

[Mockingjay]

Join me in a pasty, won't you?
I doubt there's enough room for two!
For you I'll make room
We'll have vroom, vroom, vroom

 

[Cymru6969]

Join me in a pasty, won't you?
I doubt there's enough room for two!
For you I'll make room
We'll have vroom, vroom, vroom
Get on with it. My balls are blue

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He smiled and gave her a big hug

 

[Mockingjay]

He smiled and gave her a big hug
On her cleavage he slid a slug!