Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

He smiled and gave her a big hug
On her cleavage he slid a slug!
Engorged and throbbing

 

[weespanner]

He smiled and gave her a big hug
On her cleavage he slid a slug!
Engorged and throbbing
Her head began bobbing

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He smiled and gave her a big hug
On her cleavage he slid a slug!
Engorged and throbbing
Her head began bobbing
'Twas too short, so she gave it a tug.

 

[Fractured_Soul]

There was a long distance couple

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was a long distance couple
Who's moves online were quite supple

 

[Fractured_Soul]

There was a long distance couple
Who's moves online were quite supple
He paid for air fare

 

[Cymru6969]

There was a long distance couple
Who's moves online were quite supple
He paid for air fare
And then for child care!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was a long distance couple
Who's moves online were quite supple
He paid for air fare
And then for child care!
Oh, my! Can you say quintuple?

 

[Cymru6969]

Tits, balls, pussies, cocks and asses

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Tits, balls, pussies, cocks and asses
Arouse some fine, kinky lasses

 

[Cymru6969]

Tits, balls, pussies, cocks and asses
Arouse some fine, kinky lasses
Orgie's on! All in!

 

[weespanner]

Tits, balls, pussies, cocks and asses
Arouse some fine, kinky lasses
Orgie's on! All in!
When does it begin?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Tits, balls, pussies, cocks and asses
Arouse some fine, kinky lasses
Orgie's on! All in!
When does it begin?
As soon as they turn in their passes

 

[Cymru6969]

I get so distracted by tits

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I get so distracted by tits
I loose focus on her other bits

 

[Cymru6969]

I get so distracted by tits
I loose focus on her other bits
Yup. Know what you mean.

 

[weespanner]

I get so distracted by tits
I loose focus on her other bits
Yup. Know what you mean.
Don't ignore the bean!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I get so distracted by tits
I loose focus on her other bits
Yup. Know what you mean.
Don't ignore the bean!
Or she'll shake with frustrated fits

 

[mamasota]

Whenever Mona's libido was high

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Whenever Mona's libido was high
She'd play with BOB and let out a sigh

 

[Mockingjay]

Whenever Mona's libido was high
She'd play with BOB and let out a sigh
On the grasses or against the fence

 

[TomBoner]

Whenever Mona's libido was high
She'd play with BOB and let out a sigh
On the grasses or against the fence
His cock would grow so immense

 

[Mockingjay]

Whenever Mona's libido was high
She'd play with BOB and let out a sigh
On the grasses or against the fence
His cock would grow so immense
Cats, pigeons, dogs, neighbors --- all wide eye'.

 

[Cymru6969]

In days of old when knights were bold

 

[mamasota]

In days of old when knights were bold
And virgin maidens good as gold