Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TomBoner]

In days of old when knights were bold
And virgin maidens good as gold
He'd pull back his shield

 

[kedsnbourbon]

In days of old when knights were bold
And virgin maidens good as gold
He'd pull back his shield
His sword he would wield

 

[TomBoner]

In days of old when knights were bold
And virgin maidens good as gold
He'd pull back his shield
His sword he would wield
into her tight pussy fold

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She loved a man's arms to hold her

 

[TomBoner]

She loved a man's arms to hold her
while his dick grew slowly bigger

 

[weespanner]

She loved a man's arms to hold her
while his dick grew slowly bigger
It pushed them apart

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She loved a man's arms to hold her
while his dick grew slowly bigger
It pushed them apart
Which broke her wee heart

 

[weespanner]

She loved a man's arms to hold her
while his dick grew slowly bigger
It pushed them apart
Which broke her wee heart
But he let her sob on his shoulder

 

[Lia Monde]

I knew a hefty boy from Duluth

 

[weespanner]

I knew a hefty boy from Duluth
Who had an extremely sweet tooth

 

[Lia Monde]

I knew a hefty boy from Duluth
Who had an extremely sweet tooth
He loved to eat treats

 

[weespanner]

I knew a hefty boy from Duluth
Who had an extremely sweet tooth
He loved to eat treats
And filled two car seats

 

[Lia Monde]

I knew a hefty boy from Duluth
Who had an extremely sweet tooth
He loved to eat treats
And filled two car seats
With 2 sweet and nubile youths.

 

[weespanner]

He nibbled on one of their ears

 

[Lia Monde]

He nibbled on one of their ears
While the other drank all his beers

 

[weespanner]

He nibbled on one of their ears
While the other drank all his beers
Then ate all his cakes

 

[Adre]

He nibbled on one of their ears
While the other drank all his beers
Then ate all his cakes
While his cock he shakes

(Hi)

 

[Lia Monde]

He nibbled on one of their ears
While the other drank all his beers
Then ate all his cakes
While his cock he shakes
And made them pay in arrears

 

[weespanner]

He nibbled on one of their ears
While the other drank all his beers
Then ate all his cakes
While his cock he shakes
Cos the big guy hadn't reached it in years!


Hey stranger!

 

[Lia Monde]

Adam took Eve to a movie

 

[weespanner]

Adam took Eve to a movie
"The Spy Who Shagged Me" - just groovy!

 

[Adre]

Adam took Eve to a movie
"The Spy Who Shagged Me" - just groovy!
They sat in the back

 

[weespanner]

Adam took Eve to a movie
"The Spy Who Shagged Me" - just groovy!
They sat in the back
He fingered her crack

 

[Adre]

Adam took Eve to a movie
"The Spy Who Shagged Me" - just groovy!
They sat in the back
He fingered her crack
Til she said 'I'm feeling quite woosie!'

 

[Lia Monde]

Adam took Eve to a movie
"The Spy Who Shagged Me" - just groovy!
They sat in the back
He fingered her crack
Til she said 'I'm feeling quite woosie!'

He revived her by giving a sip