Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

He revived her by giving a sip
After standing up to unzip

 

[cliteatingman]

Eve blew her man in the theatre

 

[Lia Monde]

He revived her by giving a sip
After standing up to unzip
Unleashing the serpent

 

[sweetsauce]

He revived her by giving a sip
After standing up to unzip
Unleashing the serpent
She knelt to repent

 

[cliteatingman]

He revived her by giving a sip
After standing up to unzip
Unleashing the serpent
She knelt to repent
And started to swallow the tip

 

[jameslewis]

A horny old bastard from Portland

 

[sweetsauce]

A horny old bastard from Portland
Came on to Lit needing a hand

 

[Mockingjay]

A horny old bastard from Portland
Came on to Lit needing a hand
And sending PMs to every girl

 

[sweetsauce]

A horny old bastard from Portland
Came on to Lit needing a hand
And sending PMs to every lady
Made him seem a bit shady

 

[jameslewis]

A horny old bastard from Portland
Came on to Lit needing a hand
And sending PMs to every lady
Made him seem a bit shady
And so he was left with his hand.

 

[sweetsauce]

lmao good one!

It started as just one more race

 

[mamasota]

It started as just one more race
Until the saucey one picked up the pace

 

[Lia Monde]

It started as just one more race
Until the saucey one picked up the pace
She was soon in a lather

 

[sweetsauce]

It started as just one more race
Until the saucey one picked up the pace
She was soon in a lather
When she realised she'd rather

hugs mama

 

[mamasota]

It started as just one more race
Until the saucey one picked up the pace
She was soon in a lather
When she realised she'd rather
Sip some bourbon and sit on his face









saucey!

 

[sweetsauce]

wahooo good one everyone!!

 

[Lia Monde]

The girls were all getting aroused

 

[HellBenttoo]

The girls were all getting aroused
While the men were all getting soused

 

[mamasota]

The girls were all getting aroused
While the men were all getting soused
What they needed was a plan

 

[Lia Monde]

The girls were all getting aroused
While the men were all getting soused
What they needed was a plan
So they had a tryst in a van

 

[mamasota]

The girls were all getting aroused
While the men were all getting soused
What they needed was a plan
So they had a tryst in a van
And ended up fully caroused

 

[Lia Monde]

The girls were all getting aroused
While the men were all getting soused
What they needed was a plan
So they had a tryst in a van
And ended up fully caroused

They were exhausted but over the moon

 

[Cymru6969]

They were exhausted but over the moon
But the sun would come up soon

 

[sweetsauce]

They were exhausted but over the moon
But the sun would come up soon
So hard they'd played

 

[Cymru6969]

They were exhausted but over the moon
But the sun would come up soon
So hard they'd played
The plans they'd made

greets, saucy wench